You Die Hard: August 2006

Why do we need to save La Mesa Dam? Goddam!

(La Mesa Dam Watershed)

We need to save La Mesa Dam because it's the source of our life in Metro Manila. That's what I heard from them. What was said in the sign above (Jolly Pics) was that they are conserving water. Do they? Try to open their faucet and count to 13... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13... You don't have to wait til 15 mins to get your hands clean after you take a piss... sometimes you just need 5 seconds, if you want more water you just have to push it again... try to imagine this, in all Jollibee branches nationwide, they are wasting too much water. Pipindutin ng naghuhugas, pagmasdan mo sila iiwan lang nilang natatapon yung tubig sa faucet ng ilang seconds (automatic kasi). Hindi lang sa jollibee may ganyan!

Everytime na iihi ka sa Jollibee maiisip mo si Jollibee nakanganga sa iyo. UUUUrrrrghhhhhhh... shet.. Kapag di mo matiis sa ganito ka na lang pumunta.

Pluto's flunking out of planet status

Hindi na planet ang Pluto. Siguro para mahinto na yung mga gagong parating ginagamit yung Joke na Pluto (as mikey mouse pet). It's a major problem, removing the planet status of Pluto. Ginawa nilang Dwarf Planet. I think we should call it planet Gloria instead. hahaha Para sa mga walang magawa Gawa kayo ng formal complaint, pag ayaw magform kayo ulit ng rally para ibalik nila ulit yung planet status ang Pluto. Bale wala rin namang kwenta mga rally nyo dati pa man. Sorry na lang sa mga batang kamememorize pa lang nila sa 9 planets! haha tanga kasi magulang nila di tinuturuang magresearch. Kaya pareho sila ng destiny ng pluto, mga future kick-out! 8 years Old ako alam ko na ang Black Matters, Black Holes and the Universe.

Sama ng taste

Sama ng taste ng mga Artist ngayon. Yung statue ni Rizal sa San Juan at iba pang part ng pilipinas ginagawa nilang manequin. May lipsstick at may kulay ang balat. Pati mga Santo dun sa gilid ng Quiapo.

Mga kabataan bakit naaadik sa Anime? (si yeah.. mahilig dyan sa mga anime na yan) Tignan mo ang laki ng mga mata di na mukhang tao. Para maiba raw? Mga hapon na walang magawa lang nagpauso, kumagat naman kayo. Kaya dumadami ang corny at mababaw sa atin eh dahil sa inyong mga baduy tumatangkilik sa mga "mababaw" na artwork. Nakita ko rin mga palabas nila, ang papangit din ng script. Dapat turuang magbasa ng libro ang mga anak nyo pag ayaw hampasin nyo ng pamalo. Ilayo sa Animé ang mga anak nyo lumalaki na mga mata nila, lalaki lalo ang ulo ng mga yan sige kayo!!

The Brokeback Channel

Every morning you hear them in the Radio and TV. Especially during weekends. I hate those Showbiz TV shows. Alam ba ninyo yung "kailangan bang imemorize yan?" I think I'm not the only one who hates that station (radio yun). They really don't entertain good people pero bakit nandun pa rin? Wala namang natutuwa sa kabastusan at kabaklaan ng mga nasa Radio stations at TV shows na yun kundi mga katulad lang nila.

Tangina! We should act! Stop all these bullshit!

Boy Abunda! Tangina bakit ba sumikat yan? Ganyan ba talaga dapat turuang maging tsismoso at mga kupal mga tao? Mga artisa nagagalit kapag ginugulo sila ng tao eh tinuro sa mga palabas nyo yan eh!!! Kina Boy Abunda at Kris Aquino (na ugaling squatter kahit mayaman) nila natutunan yan eh! Kaya dumadami ang manloloko at tsismoso sa bansang ito dahil sa inyo.

Napanood ba ninyo yung "~~The Men's Room~~" "It's A Guy Thing" sa studio 23? Guest nila yung babaeng vj dati sa MTV, I saw her in person maliit na sexy. You know what? Para magmukha silang macho kailangan gumawa sila ng katangahan, pinaalis yung sinturon ng lalaki... hahaha Tapos nakapangcowboy yung isa (Katsup Eusubo) parang brokeback mountain. Ano ba yan, kung hindi bakla kailangan bastos. Para sa tunay na palabas na panlalake "daw" interpretation nyo kailangan mga bastos at nakapang cowboy! haha Tanga! "Hey gawa tayo ng pang Men na show, sige kailangan bastusin natin ang guest para mukhang lalaki ang dating" Dumbshit.

NET 25 weirdos

Pugad ng mga INC

Paano nabubuhay ang ABS-CBN & GMA 7? Advertisements right? Each and every advertisement offers millions. Siguro kasing labo ng RJ TV o UNTV ang ABS-CBN kung wala ang mga yan. PERO BAKIT ANG LINAW NG NET25 and GEM TV? Fuck it, mga kupal na yan sinisingil ng 10% ang mga tangang nagpapaniwala sa kanila kaya ang dami nilang pera para maibroadcast ang walang kwentang palabas nila. Pinanood ko yung NET 25 at yung palabas ng kalaban nila yung Kay Ely Boy Soriano.

Putang ina wala naman silang pinagkaiba eh. MGA TANGA LANG ANG parehong maniniwala sa kanila. PINAPAPANGIT LANG NINYO ANG BANSANG PILIPINAS MGA GAGO! MGA WEIRDONG NAKABARONG SA TV PURO ATAKE SA KALABAN (net 25), TAPOS DI NAMAN NINYO PINAPALABAS ANG PANINIWALA NINYO PARA SAFE KAYO. Ganun ba talaga dapat? PAG MALI ANG IBA TAMA NA KAYO? HAHAHA hahaha sinong pinamumukha nyong tanga?

THAT'S NOT A CHRISTIAN WAY MORONS!

THE HARD PART IS THAT FOREIGNERS WHO VISIT THE COUNTRY AND SAW SOME OF THEIR SHOW, THEY THINK THAT EVERYONE HERE IS WEIRD TOO!

Tang ina mga iglesia na yan di na kailangang tawaging "gago o tanga" that defines everything, just call anyone "iglesia" is more than an insult than to be called "gago o tanga" because of their example in net25. Dumb shit!

But not everything about the I.N.C. is bad. May mga kapakipakinabang na palabas sa NET 25!!!! Meron din silang palabas na tungkol sa negosyo ng mga "kapatid" nila yung host kamukha ni madam Auring pero lalaki. (hahaha matatawa ka sa pangit na mukhang yun!

Ang kapal ng kilay! mukhang bakla)The reason why I called this show "kapakipakinabang", is that you can use it in everyday life. Example, you are walking inside the mall and then you see an R.L. Lapid's chicharon booth, you won't buy chicharon anymore because of the Net25 show, save yourself from cholesterol and save your country from the weirdos.

Yes that's right, they say in their show that R.L. Lapid's is an Iglesia product! Fucking weirdos domination.

Don't buy IGLESIA PRODUCT! BAD FOR THE COUNTRY. 10% of the 100pesos per plastic of chicharon will go directly to
Erañeo Manalo.

What I hate most about them is that they are building a nation inside a nation. They even have their own flag and King. That's the bad news for them? They are here in MY Country! MORONS! I WON'T LET YOU RUIN MY COUNTRY!

They are not a religion. It was more like a business. Like schools nowadays. Hundreds of computer school branches selling computer education. They have advertisement; they really don't care if you'll learn, they just want your MONEY!

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Pigs and Muslims

Muslims don't like to eat pigs because it reminds them of their friends in their plates. Yes, they are pigs. Those terrorists bastards killed 3,000 people in September 11 because those people eat pork. Restaurants don't serve pork in honor of other religion daw and to glorify the muslim people. Dumbshit. They say that it was out of respect to those idiots who don't respect them. Yes that's right! Do they offer pork for Christians in Moslem countries? NO THEY DON'T! SO LET THEM SUFFER IN THIS COUNTRY, BECAUSE WE EAT PORK!

Pumunta ka sa Quiapo ang daming illegal immigrants dun! Mga taga indonesia mga weirdo ang salita Mga putang ina di na lang nila ANAYIN ANG BULOK na bansa nila dito pa sila naninira!!!(It applies to the Chinese illegal immigrants too!)

Marami sa kanila mga holduper at mandurukot. Then maninisi sasabihin nila, kasalanan daw ng mga companies na di sila binibigyan ng trabaho. Ang sama kasi ng ugali nyo feeling nyo parati kayong inaapi. Nanakawin yung cellphone mo tapos ibebenta sa iyo sa Greenhills. Sinong kupal?

MGA SQUATTER SILA NA NANGHOHOLDUP SA DAAN! YOU HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR SCHEDULE JUST FOR THEIR SAKE!! FUCKERS~!!
"Gabi na bukas na lang,
dadaan ako sa quiapo ng mga putang inang mga muslim."

Featured Photos

Is this a church or SM? Raffle draw sa loob ng simbahan? I saw it in my own eyes!
Ngayon mga SM may misa na rin! HAHAHA Kung ayaw nyo maniwala inquire kayo sa numbers na yan.

rare photos:

hahahaha Tyan!!! tyan tyan!!! Naparami sa kanin.

Ganito itsura ng anak nila. Yung isa dating small role lang sa commercial "I love u piolo"(Sprite) pa nga raw mas sikat na sya kay Piolo ngayon. Galing talented! Itong isa walang talent, pinipilit pasikatin kaya pinagtambal sila. HAHAHA PARANG INIPIT YUNG ULO! haha Bat kaya ang daming tanga bilib naman sa kanya? Di nga marunong gumawa ng sariling kanta eh.

Why

I'm pro religion. Really, people misunderstood me sometimes. What makes men like pigs are their instinct that they inherit from their primitive ancestors. Man is a killer, jealous, sinful in nature... All kinds of religion are dominated by Man. I respect people who pray silently. Like the Buddhist monks and Christian monks, and some Very religious moslem who hates violence. Man has an instict too to find answers and question his existence. He has an instinct to find the truth, to know what is right and wrong. That's what I'm doing here, to tell you what's wrong in what I witnessed.

When you die, You die hard!

WELCOME TO MY HOME!
Call me Dave, others know me as youdiehard a name that i adapted from you. Yes you. We don't know each other as you may think we are, but I'm always around and you don't notice it. Yes, you don't notice it because you're an idiot. I'm inside you, someone who's seeking for the truth. The truth is inside you but you've blinded yourself from it. It is there but you can't give up what's more valuable to you-- your fucking reputation, your money, your PERFECTION shit that wasn't there. You're a selfish piece of shit.

As I live my life, I did all what I can do to make a change in this world. I have given everything for everyone including my life, you take lives from others. When I die, you lose something valuable to you, but when you die, you die hard.

You die hard because everything that you took from this world will die with you. Every time you read this name, you know it's your destiny.

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