McCoy’s Greatest Mistake: Kris Aquino

If Ferdinand Marcos didn’t declare Martial Law, if he didn’t killed thousands of political activists and hundreds of civilians, there’s no need for Ninoy to fight against him. It happened a long time ago and it should never be forgotten. Because of Ninoy Aquino’s heroic defiant of his' evil regime, we’re no longer slaves of Marcos’ tyranny. We know the story, President Marcos ordered the assassination of Benigno Aquino and because of that Ninoy became famous. They named the airport after him, they built monuments in his honor and they put him in the 500 peso bill. Unfortunately for us, his youngest daughter named Kris is a bitch. Her father was an icon, a hero and her mother a former President. It wasn’t hard for her to become famous too. She’s one or probably the most influential TV icon of our time. Everybody’s trying to be like her-- Getting involved in a relationship with the biggest Assholes in the whole Nation - Philip Salvador and Joey Marquez. She announced to the entire nation about her having STD. She had a retarded son because he tried to abort him by taking drugs but she fails. She’s getting married now, good for her.

Why did I say that she was McCoy’s Greatest Mistake? Because of her, people are beginning to think that she was right. She’s polluting the minds of the people who love to tune-in in her shows. From Generations of Ninoys suddenly the country was changed to Generations of Kris; Generations of irresponsible pricks. New Generations of people who thinks that Jericho Rosales, Christian Bautista, Sam Milby, Deither Ocampo and all the soft guys in Philippine showbiz are cool… and not pretending they’re tough. She’s making their life a big deal to us all.

You’re being watched from Batanes to Jolo, a farmer from Mindano don’t give a shit about your Liposuction…they don’t give a shit about your new fucked up boyfriend.