You Die Hard

The Gospel of Dave

2007-08-31T00:00:00.000-07:00

Sa inyong mga nagbabasa at sa lahat ng kaibigan, binabati ko kayo ng maluwalhati sa aking puso. Sana ay maging matangumpay ang inyong paghahanap ng kabuluhan sa buhay. Ipagpatuloy sana ninyo ang paggawa ng kabutihan sa kapwa at pagsumikapang gawin kung ano ang tama para sa sarili. Mas mabuti sana kung maging mapagpakumbaba kayo parati sa bawat gawain ninyo. Marami sa inyo ang nagtatanong sa akin, “Ano ba ang pinakamabuting gawin para makatulong sa kapwa?” Madali lang, kalimutan ang inyong sarili at maglingkod ng tunay. Kung may kadahilanan man para paglingkuran ang sarili, ito dapat ay para lang mabuhay ka at magpatuloy pa sa paglilingkod at wala nang iba pang dahilan. Hindi masama ang magpakasaya kung ito ay para sa kalusugan ng iyong pagiisip at para makapagpatuloy ka pa sa pagharap sa mga problemang bumabalakid sa iyong pagtulong sa kapwa tao. Ngunit kung nagpapakasaya ka para lang sa iyong sarili, ano ang makukuha mo dito? Pagkatapos mong magpakasaya babalik ka lang ulit sa problema. Ngunit kung ang kaligayahan ay iyong binahagi, nasa puso’t isipan ka na nila habang buhay kasama ng kaligayahang iyong ibinigay. Huwag mong hangarin na ikaw ay mahalin o purihin, sapagkat may kayamanan sa bawat pagkayamot at kainisan nila sa iyo. Gumawa ka lang ng tama habang sila ay galit sa iyo sapagkat kung may magandang bagay ka mang makukuha sa iyong paggawa ng mabuti ito ay ang galit at pananakit nila sa iyo. Bakit ko ito nasabi? Ang paggawa mo ng kabutihan na nauwi sa pagpaparusa o pananakit sa iyo ay siyang magpapatunay sa iyo na ikaw ay mapalad sapagkat may magandang bagay kang tinataglay na wala pa sa kanila. Kayo naman ay magsasabing, “Ano ang kadahilanan kung bakit kailangan naming ibahagi sa iba ng aming tinataglay na kabutihan?”. Ito ang sagot ko sa inyo, ang buong kaligayahang aking tintutukoy ay hindi mo pwedeng taglayin kung hindi mo gagawin ng buong buo ang aking sinabing paglimot sa iyong sariling interes. Kung sakaling taglayin mo na ito, dapat mo itong ibahagi at tulungan ang iba na maging katulad mo sa kadahilanang ang sang katauhan ay iisa lang ang laman at iisa lang ang pinanggalingan. Tuwing may isang taong nasasaktan ay nasasaktan ang sangkatauhan. Kung mamatay ka mang isang taong punong puno ng katanungan sa isip ukol sa mga hiwaga ng kalangitan at maging sa mundo ng agham, may tao muling mabubuhay o ipapanganak sa mundo na nagtataglay ng kaparehas na pananabik matuklas ang kasagutan sa iyong mga tanong. Nakalulungkot isipin kung ang iiwan mong mundo sa kanila ay isang mundong hindi kaaya-ayang mabuhay o kaya’y isang mundong hindi madaling magisip ng mga ganitong bagay. Kaparehas lamang yan ng paghahanda mo sa kinabukasan ng mga anak mo, ngunit kung tatanggapin mo lang ang katotohanan alam mo sa sarili mo na mas mahalaga pa nga ito.

Marami sa inyo ang nagsasabing dapat tayong lahat ay tumutulong sa mahihirap, ngunit ginagawa ba ninyo ito? Ginagawa lang ba ninyong dahilan na ang pagtuturo ng banal na kasulatan ay mas mahalaga kaysa sa pagtulong ng personal sa kapwa tao? Walang relihiyon ang nagsasabing mali ang pagtulong sa kapwa, ngunit ito ang sasabihin ko sa inyo: Mas marami kang dapat gawin sa gawa kaysa sa salita. Sapagkat karamihan sa inyo ay puro turo lang sa iba para sila ang gumawa at hindi kayo. Ang pinakamabigat na pagkakamali ay ang pag harap mo sa salamin at kaya mong sikmuraing ikaw ay hipokrito at hindi mo totoong sinusunod ang tinuturo at inuutos mo. Sasabihan mo ang mga tao, “Tumulong kayo sa mga dukha at nangangailangan, tulungan nyo silang matutong maghanap ng pagkakakitaan, magbahagi ng inyong kayamanan sa ikabubuti nila. Tulungan nyo silang mamingwit ng sarili nilang isda.” Pagkatapos matutulog ka ng mahimbing at akala mo’y malaki na ang iyong nagawa. Hindi ba ninyo alam na ganun din ang gagawin nila dahil iyon ang natutunan nila sa inyo? Hindi ba ninyo alam na mangangaral lang din sila sa iba at hindi rin sila kikilos katulad ninyo? Hindi mababawasan ang kahirapan kung ganyan ang paulit ulit na nangyayari. Bakit mo tinuturong tumulong sa mahihirap at nangangailangan kung ikaw mismo ay hindi mo magawa ito? Mahirap ba para sa iyo ang gawin ang mga kabutihang tulad ng pagtulong sa mahihirap? Hindi mo ba alam na mas makakabuti sa iyo ang pag-alay mo ng iyong sarili para sa lahat? Mas mabuting ituro mo lang lahat ng iyan kapag tapos mo nang nagawa. Hindi lang ang pagkain o pera o kagamitan ang kailangan ng mga nangangailangan, kailangan din nila ng kaalaman na kayo lang ang makakapagbigay. Huwag kayong maghanap ng tubig sa isang balong malalim kung ang tubig pala ay inilipat na sa kabilang lalagyanan at ipinagdamot. Kapag may nagkukulang ay may sumosobra. Huwag kayong matakot magsalita, sumulat o magpahayag at kumilos para sa tama.

Kung may balak kang gawing kabutihan, humanap ka lamang ng tulong sa iba kung hindi mo na kayang gawin ang iba mo pang gawain. Kung ako ang inyong paniniwalaan, mas nararapat na lahat ng gawain ay ikaw lang ang gagawa. Kaya kong magkaroon ng sampung katulong pero di ko ito ginagawa dahil may respeto ako sa aking sarili. Malaking kayamanan ang alam mong marami kang responsibilidad na nagagawa. Ang tunay na kayamanan ay ang tunay na kaligayahan.

Mahalin mo ang iyong kapwa na pantay sa iyo. May isang bagay lang naman ang gusto ng lahat, yun ay ang makaligtas. Ano mang klaseng kaligtasan ito, ito ay may iisang iniiwasan at ito ay ang kapahamakan. Ang pinakasiguradong maari mong magawa upang makatulong sa kaligtasan ng lahat ay ang pagmamahal sa iyong Bayan. Ang bayan mo ang iyong bakurang dapat mong linisin. Wala nang mas hihigit pang paraan ng pagmamahal ang maaari mong ipamalas sa iyong kapwa tao kaysa sa pagmamahal sa iyong bayang sinilangan. Kabilang dito ang pagtulong sa paglago ng kabutihang asal ng iyong kababayan. Kapag ang bayan mo ay may malinis na hangarin, kung ito ay magtatagumpay, ito naman ay mamumunga ng mabuti sa iba’t ibang panig ng mundo.
Sasabihin ko sa inyo ang totoo, ang bayang Pilipinas ang pag-asa ng Mundo.

Sa mga may pamilya at nagbabalak magpamilya, ito ang sasabihin ko sa inyo: Mahalin ninyo ang inyong mga kapatid katulad ng pagmamahal ninyo sa inyong mga anak sapagkat hindi mo gugustuhing makitang nagaaway ang inyong mga anak gaya ng pagaaway ninyo. Mahalin ninyo ang inyong mga anak, hindi dahil sa gusto ninyong tulungan nila kayo kapag kayo’y matanda na kundi dahil binuhay ninyo sila. Hindi mo pagmamay-ari ang mga anak mo. Hindi dapat respetuhin ang isang taong hindi marunong magmahal sa kanyang magulang at sa kanyang mga anak. Tandaan ninyo, kung ano man ang iyong ginawa sa isang tao, ay hindi matatapos sa kanya, bagkus ito ay kakalat sa mga taong makakasalamuha pa lang niya. Lahat ay nagsisimula sa pamilya. Huwag kayong aasa sa turo ng kanilang guro. Hindi lahat ay nabibili ng pera.

Hindi lahat ng gusto mo ay kailangan mo at hindi lahat ng kailangan mo ay gusto mo. Ano ba ang mas matimbang, ang pangangailangan ng nagiisang ikaw o ang pangangailangan ng nakararami? Hindi mo ba alam na ang ibang tao ay may isip rin at pangangailangan ring katulad mo? Sa bandang huli kalungkutan lang ang makukuha mo sa pagiging sakim mo. Simple lang naman ang sukatan ng kabutihan. Kapag nasagot mo ito, hindi mo na kailangan pang hanapin ang hantungan na namamagitan sa kasamaan at kabutihan.

Huwag kayong matakot gawin kung ano ang tama. Mararamdaman mo ito sa iyong talampakan at tiyan, sa iyong tuhod at balikat. Ang paggawa ng tama at pag iwas sa kasamaan sa kabila ng kapahamakang pwedeng idulot sa iyo ay dapat gawin na hindi humihingi ng ano mang kapalit sa kadahilanang ito lang ang magdadala sa iyo palapit sa katotohanan. Ang mga taong immoral, mga malalaswa at madadaya ay hindi dapat pamarisan dahil magdudulot sila sa iyo ng pagkasira. Kahit na ang buhay mo ay sira na, may magandang dahilan pa rin para umiwas sa masama, ito ay dahil hindi ka nagiisa sa mundo at ang iba ay hindi pa nasisira ang kanilang buhay. Kung sira na ang mundo mo, isipin mo na lang na ilang beses nang may pinanganak sa mundo at nasira ang kanyang buhay habang ang iba ay nabuhay ng mapayapa at maayos. Normal na lang ito sa lahat ng dako at nangyayari ito sa bawat panahon. Hindi ko sasabihin sa iyong, “May pag-asa ka pa kaibigan”, dahil alam kong sawa ka na sa katagang yan, ayaw kitang mawalan ng pag-asang ayusin ang buhay mo dahil hindi lang ikaw ang apektado. Ang bawat kilos mo ay nakasulat sa mga bituin sa langit.

Huwag ninyong hahayaang manalo ang kasamaan! Maging mapagmatyag kayo at alerto! Hindi masama ang matutong lumaban at magalit sa mga gumagawa ng kasamaan. Kung nakakadama ka nito, ikaw ay mapalad at hindi manhid na tao. Mali ang tumanggi sa dikta ng iyong konsiensya. Sama-sama kayong lipunin ang kasamaan at magkaisa. Totoong mahirap magkaisa, kahit alam nating ito ang susi sa ikabubuti ng lahat ngunit walang nagtatagumpay ang hindi gumagawa ng mga tungkuling mahirap gampanan.

You won’t lose anything if you have nothing to lose. Nature is a bit tricky, the more you take, the more you lose. You can’t have everything you want because others want the same thing. If you have everything that others just dreamed of, you can live but just for a little while… you will be satisfied… just for a little while… but after you realize that it’s not you who accomplish all your achievements in life but it was everything that controls you… you are in fact still not free… you are just a slave…and you die hard.

10: Things You Should Know

2007-08-30T10:00:00.000-07:00

10 things you should know instead

Not because you can’t trust anyone, it doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t trust anyone anymore. You don’t like being doubted by your own friends, your own parents, your own brothers, your own classmates, that’s the same way to them. Sometimes you have to trust some strangers. Nakakainis pag bumisita ka sa isang lugar at feeling mo wala silang tiwala sa iyo dahil lang sa di ka nila kilala.

Not all unique people are qualified. If you think that you’re unique, it doesn’t mean that you’re qualified. You can be unique and useless at the same time. Marami kasing tao na akala nila kabilib bilib na sila dahil kakaiba sila.

Not all successful people are fulfilled. Do you think that becoming successful in your career or becoming rich can make you happy in full? Don’t waste your precious time, life is short, you should discover the great things hidden around you since you were born. Nabuhay ka para mabuhay hindi para paghandaan ang buhay.

“Sipag at Tiyaga” is not enough if you want your life to prosper. Instead you should also consider the 3 most important things/techniques in getting rich:

1. Magtipid. Bumili ka ng kailangan mo lang, i-maximize ang capability ng pera mo, pumili ng mas murang bilihin at pumunta sa mas murang bilihan, wag bibili ng masisira lang, bawat sentimo importante, wag bili ng bili, magtabi ka ng pera.

2. Maginvest. Gastusin ang pera para makadagdag ng kaalaman, pag kumita ka palaguin ang pera, bumili ng talagang kailangan mo sa negosyo o trabaho, at wag matakot gumastos kung tantsa mo na mas malaki ang kapalit.

3. Protektahan ang Kayamanan mo. Nakakapagtabi ka nga ng pera at lumalago kung di ka marunong magmaintain, wala rin. Ilagay sa bangko o i-safety ang pera mo. Kapag lumagpas na sa 100,000 ang pera mo kailangan mo nang magkabaril sa loob ng bahay. Siguraduhin lang na hindi maaagaw sa iyo ang baril mo at malayo sa mga bata. Sumunod ka sa batas. Siguraduhing walang magkakasakit sa pamilya mo para di ka gumastos. Always secure your property.

There are other things to consider if you want to get rich like discipline, respect your competitors and other concerns but these three are the most important. Don’t make friends with corrupt politicians or well-known personalities just to get rich; instead you have to be independent and confident to yourself. Make a vow to do all kinds of good things with your money.

Not all religious personalities are pedophiles, hypocrites or even extremists who inspire terrorists. The media made you stop believing in your religion and they made you turn your attention to pagan practices. Do not worship them; there are more pedophiles, hypocrites and terrorists in the media than in the churches or mosques. Believe me because I’m always right. Even the dumb-looking religious people are knowledgeable if you only spent few hours with them. They can say something stupid to you like the dinosaurs and Adam and Eve co-exist but if you only go down deeper… ask them some questions related to the realm of the unknown, they are capable of sharing something to you that you’ve never heard before and it’s inspiring! Support your religion and don’t support any communist inspired groups because the Communist Chinese government is just using them. They are the ones who smuggled goods in our country. Don't you ever use religion for your own interest.

Don't make their mistakes an excuse for not listening to what they say. You don't listen to them because you are avoiding your obligations and you don't want to do what is right.

Life is always not how you expect it to be. When you were a child you thought that all politicians and people of the law (the government, the military and the police) are nobles. They are not! They spent most of your taxes for their own interests. Your taxes will go to the pimps who sell pleasure, some to engineers who build mansions and some to hired killers. You will still meet some of them who are righteous. You will be surprise if you met somebody that you think was an evil person but you will realize that he’s not that bad at all. You will be surprise if you learned that some of the people that you love are corrupt too in their own way. Always face the truth and judge wisely. It is ok if you never succeed in life but always hope and fight! There is no such thing as giving up.

Quiz: What Do You Know About This Site?

2007-08-16T01:18:00.000-07:00

Ok. Here we go! Do you want to know if you know enough about this site and me? This is the Quiz portion about the site.

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Featured Photos 2

2007-08-15T01:55:00.000-07:00

©│Photo taken by Dave. I took this picture while I’m emptying my bladder.

This is the most common sign in the streets all over the Philippines. Bawal Umihi Dito means “Have a nice day!” in English.

© | Photo taken by Dave. Some dork owns this tool box (laptop kuno) to fool people.

Do you know Heart Evangelista? She was featured (an extra) in the first featured photo.

Can you spot the difference? Which one is she?

All I can tell about her is her being pleasant. She's polite, she's patient, she's nice. She’s not really from this world. She’s too nice that she’ll do anything you ask her. That’s the same reason why she hooked up with “Echo”. That “Echo” dude should have a different nickname. As an alternative of “Echo” it ought to be “Jeri” or “Richo” or “Eric” or "JekJek" but instead he named himself Echo because of the ecosystem developing in his hair. He’s using different brands of eco-friendly and economical brandless of hair gels. He failed in economics class back in his school days because his teacher caught him cheating. When a gay producer discovered him and made him winner in "Mr.Pogi" contest... oh wait I won't go that far... He hated PENSHOPPE shirts because they partnered Heart to a different model who looked like a wuss, exactly like him. Their target consumers are wussies and fags like them. click the image to enlarge

Life Cycle:

The easiest question that a homosexual person or Gay man can’t answer.

(they call themselves in many names.)
I think gay people or bi-sexual are illogical. Don’t judge them because sometimes you’re illogical too. There are great writers who are Gays. Elton John was gay, he can compose songs. I bet that he can also play an electric guitar only that he can’t plug it by himself (he don’t know the logic and the purpose). They are just ignorant like you in some other form. I can’t imagine how they are using simple tools like a plug and a socket; they don’t even know the purpose. They have rights to be what they are and they have rights to live in their filthy lifestyle as long as they are 60,000,000 feet under the ground without a single witness of what kind of perversion they are doing to each other. I hate seeing their kind in the streets carrying an innocent child in their arms. For their own good, they shouldn’t display the ugliness of their being different in public. I cannot accept them in our society because they'll do the same to you. I bet that they’ll run away when war broke out. They cannot fight for you; they are only pests who enjoy their stay in your country as long as they can suck as much resources as they can then they’ll leave. They are indeed suckers… hahaha People who are scared of war and death are not just the gay ones but even those whom you think are tough enough.

Chiz. Why do I hate this Asshole? I don’t know… maybe because he’s sooo pa-bibo, a smart ass mother fucker. FYI mag bestfriend sila ni Mike Defensor. Parehong sarili lang ang sine-serbisyuhan. (Self Service)...hehe Tipong mga sipsip sa Teacher nila noong nagaaral pa sa School. I hate him because he is hypnotizing the people by speaking fast in tagalog. After I said that, medyo binabagalan na niya ang pagsasalita. I sense evil in his speech. He wants to be the Pinoy JFK and he should be shot too. I believe that he'll seek Presidency and he'll win.

Prof. Leonidas

Optical Illusion: Parehong shades nga! parang mas itim ang isa.

twins

One T-Shirt Sign... (Odie is O.D. ing) I delete this before now it's back

About Drugs...

Alam ba ninyo yung "Say no to Drugs" signage? Puro ganyan ang sign sa mga Cities sa Metro Manila o pati sa mga probinsya as if Drugs lang ang problema sa City nila!!! Pero tama pa rin yan... illegal drugs can drive people insane. Mga bolero mga gagong politicians. Napadaan ako sa Caloocan City ang daming "Pray Hard It Works!" hahaha Mga hipokritong gago. Tamo ang mga Mayor na yan, para magmukhang may ginagawa naglalagay sila ng "Say No To Drugs" sa bawat pader.

A Ride in The Hover Bus

2007-08-03T14:15:00.000-07:00

Gusto kong ishare sa inyo ang mga experience ko sa pagcocommute sa Metromanila.

Two weeks ago. Sinamahan ko ang isang binibining koreana palabas ng unibersidad patungo sa isang gusaling nagngangalang "Esem". Huwag nyo nang itanong kung paano nagsimula ang lahat. Subalit hindi ko inaakalang hindi lang sa paghatid sa "Esem" mauuwi ang lahat. Hindi siya kuntento sa naturang "Esem" kaya minabuti kong dalhin siya sa tinatawag na "Megamol". Hirap ko siyang intindihin sapagkat ako ay tagalog ang salita at siya ay korean. Gusto raw nya masubukan ang Bus para kapag magisa na lang nya hindi na siya maloloko ulit ng mga taxi. Kaya kapag kayo ang niloko ireport nyo sa 0921-4487777. Madaling makita ng mga Kunduktor ng bus at mga drivers ng taxi kung sino ang tatanga tanga pero effective daw ang number na yan. Gusto raw niyang sumakay sa non-aircon bus. Tinanong ko siya ng paulit ulit, "Are you sure?" Sinabi ko rin sa kanya kung paano ang mga "ordinary" bus lalo na kapag gabi na. Exciting daw dahil sabi ko mabilis na parang roller coaster. Sige payag siya, pagkalipas ng ilang sandali nakasakay na kami. Sa umpisa sa malapit kami sa pintuan umupo (dahil ang nasakyan naming bus ay nasa gitna ang pinto.) Sa pintuan may nakasulat na "Magingat sa mandurukot nasa pintuan lang sila". Baka mandurukot ang Kundoktor dahil nasa pinto siya. Totoo yun ang mga mandurukot ng cellphone at wallet ay nanghaharang sa pintuan.

Lumipat kami dahil tingin ng tingin ang mga tao sa puting legs niya dahil nakaminiskirt lang siya. Pangatlo pa lang siya sa buong history na koreanang nakaminiskirt na sumakay ng ordinary bus sa Pilipinas. Lumipat kami sa harap na harap kung saan halos nakadikit na ang ilong mo sa bus, kitang kita mo ang daan. Pag akyat ng bus sa bandang GMA-Kamuning Flyover tumatalon na sa sobrang bilis! Tumatalon talon na parang lumulutang na sa ere ang bus. Daig pa ang movie na SPEED! Parang karera! Nasa 70kph na yata sa bilis! Konting mali lang siguradong mahuhulog ang bus sa tulay o may mamamatay talagang tao. Sumigaw siya #@$%#%@ di ko maintindihan, samantalang ako tuwang tuwa! DEATH HERE I COME!!! Natakot ang koreana kaya bumaba na kami at nagtaxi papuntang "Megamol".

Kinabukasan, ganun ulit sumakay na ako ulit ng bus na ordinary papunta naman sa West Ave., mabilis pa rin sila na parang natatae na at di mapigilan. Ang bus na ordinary hindi pa nagbababa sa mga pumapara magpapanggap na di ka narinig pag pumara ka, pero sa akin di yun nangyayari dahil babatukan ko talaga ng SOLID ang driver pag ginawa sa akin yun. Ginagawa nila yun para sakto na lang ang hinto nila sa mga mataong lugar na posibleng may sumakay. Magtatawag pa rin sila kahit punong puno na ang bus. Mayaman ka ba? Sumukan mo minsan! Ako kasi hindi ako namimili, sumasakay ako ng Tren (LRT 1,2 at MRT), Ferry, Jeep, Tricycle, atbp. Sa ordinary madalas kang makarinig ng "Manong bakit kahapon ang binayad ko 15 lang? Bakit 20 na ngayon" sasabihin ng kundoktor "Ganyan talaga". Ganyan talaga kasi mukha kang tatanga tanga kaya niloloko ka. Sa bus, kapag may natutulog at nakabukaka di ka na makaupo ng mabuti lagyan mo ng karayom ang bag mo at kunwari idikit mo sa tuhod nya. hahaha.. mga bwiset kasi.

kung gusto nyong malaman kung anong nangyari sa koreana, wala... di na ako kinausap ulit.

T-Shirts from Hell

2007-07-23T16:41:00.000-07:00

“Property of My Boyfriend T-Shirt” So what? Anong paki ko? Naiinis ako dun sa mga babaeng ang kakapal ng mukhang magsuot ng mga nakakainsultong mga tatak sa t-shirts nila. Ano ngayon kung property ka ng Boyfriend mo? Pangit pa rin ang boyfriend mo, kahit na may nakasulat pang ganyan sa T-shirt mo pangit pa rin siya at wala kaming paki-alam kung malaki ang muscles nya. Wala naman akong balak ligawan ka, ni hindi man lang sumayad sa isipan kong type kita. Hindi porke pwersado kang pinagsuot ng T-Shirt na ganyan ng boyfriend mo, gwapo na sya, hindi ganun yun. Pangit pa rin ang Boyfriend mo tanga. Kahit maganda ka pa at ang boyfriend mo ay pangit, wala nang pag-asang pumogi yan kahit ano pa ang t-shirt na suotin mo. Sorry pero pangit talaga ang boyfriend mo eh, pinapahiya mo lang sarili mo sa kasu-suot ng ganyang t-shirt.

“No Boys Allowed” Maraming ganitong klaseng T-Shirt. May mga kahawig pa yan tulad ng: “I’m already taken”, “Sorry I’m not single”, “He’s my Romeo not you”, “I have a boyfriend”, “My boyfriend is a martial arts expert”, “Stop staring dickhead!”, “I’m married”, “You can look but you can’t touch”, “Shoo you’re too close”, “I don’t give my number to losers”, “Angel face”…at marami pang iba. Sana pakiusap magsuot lang kayo ng ganyan kapag at least 10 random guys pumayag na may karapatan nga kayong magsuot ng ganyang t-shirt. Nasa MRT kasi ako minsan may nakasakay akong babaeng may suot na “Sorry, seloso ang boyfriend ko. Please keep your distance” sa t-shirt nya. What can you expect? Siksikan sa MRT, pag napadikit ka sa kanya kala nya may gusto ka na sa kanya? Ganun ba yun? Minsan nagigising pa ako sa kalagitnaan ng gabi naiisip ko yun. Bakit may mga babaeng super pangit na nagagawang magsuot ng T-Shirt na di para sa kanila??? BAKIT??? Nakakainsulto eh… Kapag di sinasadyang nasulyapan mo sila dahil nabasa mo ang nakasulat sa t-shirt, feeling nila isa ka sa mga patay na patay sa kapangitan nila. Ang babaduy nyo mga gago! Ikiskis nyo na lang ang mga mukha nyo sa semento matutuwa pa kami. Tingin ko kahit na ang nakasulat pa dyan ay “Please, I need boys…” wala pa ring lalapit sa inyo eh. Siguro nga sinuot nyo lang yan para at least isipin ng tao na kaya walang lumalapit sa inyo dahil ayaw nyo, hindi dahil sa pangit kayo which is not true dahil kaya ayaw kayong lapitan dahil di kayo kanais nais lapitan. Tanggapin nyo na lang ang katotohanan, wag nyong lokohin ang sarili nyo at ang mga tao… hehehe nakakatawa lang kayong pagmasdan.

ANG MGA MAS NAKAKABWISIT: “You are here” Sabay image na bastos. Lahat ng babaeng nakikita ang image sa t-shirt nya parang sinasabihan nya ng bastos. BAWAL YAN GAGO! Hindi sa conservative ako o umiiwas ako sa bastos, hindi! Tanga ka ba? Di mo ba alam ang pangit sa hindi? Squatter lang ang ganyan sa kalye. Napapansin ko dumarami yung mga sign na porno sa mga T-shirts. Nagsimula yun sa sign ng CR ng BABAE nakalagay sa t-shirt. It symbolizes a being Chickboy daw. Tapos lumala ng lumala, naging porno na ang mga t-shirt na itim na yan. Dapat hulihin ng mga Pulis ang mga nagsusuot ng mga ganyang t-shirt, hindi na nakakatuwa. Nakakainis pa lalo yung mga may T-Shirt na “Certified Sex Instructor” Ulol!!! Hindi porke may T-Shirt ka na ganyan gwapo ka na at maraming pumapatol sa yong magagandang babae. Tanga!!! Niloloko mo lang ang sarili mo, nakakatawa ka gago! Retarded!!! Nilalabas ninyo pagiging Squatter ninyo. Kapag may naramdaman kang bote ng distilled water na dumapo sa ulo mo habang naglalakad ka sa daan, ako na yun.

Mas marami pang bibili sa mga T-Shirt na tinitinda nyo kung walang tatak yan, imbes na mga Tribal na kalokohan at mga PEKENG tatak ng NIKE o ADDIDAS at mga pangit na artwork. Karamihan ng nagsusuot ng ganyan daw ay mga mahihirap na sa kanila cool ang dating, may mga mayayaman din at edukado ang nagsusuot ng kagaguhang t-shirt na ganyan. Mga tanga kasi sila.

Huwag ninyong ipahiya ang sarili ninyo, maging desente kayo pag nasa kalye kayo, dahil pag nakasalubong ko kayo, tangina nyo babatukan ko kayo!

Naiintindihan ko rin naman na ang iba wala lang masuot kundi yung binigay sa kanila. May mga kargador na nagsusuot ng ganyang t-shirt at wala silang pakialam sa nakasulat. Yung mga tipong manang na tindera ng isda na may nakasulat na “Sexy” sa pantalon nila kahit na matanda na sila kasi wala silang pwedeng suoting iba. Pero kaunti lang ang ganyan, karamihan mga WALANG KWENTA sa mundo talaga ang mga nagsusuot ng WALANG KWENTANG T-SHIRT. Siguro ginawa talaga yan para mas madaling ma-spot-tan kung sino ang mga GAGO.

Ayus ayusin nyo para di kayo nakakainis sa ibang tao.

What do the cavemen have that we don’t?

2007-07-04T08:31:00.000-07:00

Look Back

I want to discuss something, a bit of a thought that was bothering me throughout the entire month. I have realized how much I hate everything around me. Things that I know that wasn’t here before but now it’s here to keep annoying me. I know but you don’t know. That’s why I’m writing it for you to know. Why do I know and you don’t know? Because I’m sure that you are one of the annoying people who annoy other person no matter how. There is an old saying in Tagalog: “Ang sino mang hindi marunong lumingon sa pinanggalingan ay hindi makakarating sa patutunguhan” He who does not dare to look back from where he came from will never arrive at his destination. What's more fitted in our subject is the saying “If it ain’t broke don’t fix it.” Throughout history, we have fixed so many things that make matters worse.

When I say “Fish” and “Strawberry”, what’s the first thing that comes out in your mind? I’ll tell you what, Grocery store, Fruit Shake, Sushi, Cake, Feeding the Dolphin, Candy, Canned Goods and everything that were associated with Fish and strawberry. I don’t think like you, perhaps in some other way. When I saw a real strawberry in a supermarket the first thing that I envision was a plant planted by a paid farmer to work in a soil where a wild plant that bears native flowers used to exist but now it was destroyed to be replaced by a strawberry because the public demand it. I imagine a manmade strawberry field whenever I think of a strawberry. It is stupid to say “I like it here coz I feel the nature” whenever you go to provinces to have a glimpse of some boring farm. It was just a manmade field of strawberries morons!

When you say “Fish”, the first thing that I think is the caveman. Not all cavemen or prehistoric men lived inside a cave (30,000 B.C and up). Some of them lived with their families in their own private and unpolluted white sand beaches. They can catch fresh fish from the sea and eat them on their own. There are no supermarkets back then. They carry 100% similar genes with us. It’s only their way of living that makes them different from us. They are already humans like Leonardo Da Vinci and Leonardo Di Caprio. I believe that some of them are capable of building huts. It will make you feel better if you catch a fish yourself than buying it from a supermarket and put it in the refrigerator then shout at your maid to cook you some dinner later on.

Sometimes I envy their way of life. I know that there are so many things that we have that they don’t, like medicines, doctors and hospital facilities but they are happy to die because they have lived their life in full. The modern man on the other hand doesn’t want to die early because he is selfish, he wanted to enjoy everything that he gathered all through his life or he hadn’t have enough because he lived his life working as a construction worker. Nobody wants to leave a world of comfort and also, you won’t leave a world unsatisfied. You are afraid to die because you’ve never lived.

Looking back father beyond..

Let’s remove all the bad things going on back then like they eat lizards, they force women to mate, they don’t have TV, mosquito nets, they don’t have toilets, etc.

These are the things what makes them different from the modern man.

> Everyone has a family. You live and you die with your grandfather and your grandsons, mother, your father’s friends, your grandfather’s friends, and you’re not ashamed to your friends being with your relatives because you’re a caveman (they can even see your balls). They also live with their love ones. There are no social classes and no nationalities. There are no countries only tribes of men. If you don’t like somebody among the group, you talk straight to him like a real man. You can’t make any excuses because you can’t send your messages through emails and you can’t call them on the phone. If a certain caveman from a certain family is an asshole you’re sure that he became an asshole because of his family. Now, you can’t simply say that because they might have been influenced by the TV or their classmates from school. Back on the caveman’s day, you teach your own son and all you do all day is hunt, hunt and hunt.

> Everywhere is their home. The World is yours. In their time, there are fewer territorial disputes than today. You can pee on someone else’s cave because they didn’t invent a system of writing back then. You can always replace your cave because that’s what you actually do, you constantly move from one area to another. Everyday is camping day.

Meet the Flintstones.

> Free from too many distraction. There are no Computer Games, movies and TV. People can really check out their moral values. Their Oprah is their own Mother. Mothers back then can really love their children because they know that once they got sick, they’ll die. They have better moral values than modern man because they have plenty of time to examine inward. They don’t always make fun of everything; they are more serious people when it comes to respecting other individuals in the group.

> Opportunity to be independent. The cavemen are no lazy people. They are used to use their feet. They are always migrating and exploring. How many times did you travel today? They are independent from machines. They can start a family right away because they mature at the age of 16. They have to look on their own food. They are not dependent on their language skills because they can live on their own.

> Free from too much lies. Have you ever been in a supermarket lately? Have you seen a commercial in the television today? I always bought things that say “50 pesos” but after I go home I’ll realize that I just bought 150 pesos. They can't hear and see all the bullshit that they are feeding you in the Television. There is no Showbiz news.

> Everything is Natural. You don’t have to eat processed food because you have no choice but to eat fish, meat, eggs, fruits, vegetables, roots, clams, prawns, etc. It is becoming more expensive nowadays to live the way a caveman lives.

> Freedom from other Men. There is no Tax to pay, citizens' requirements to this and that which requires payment and receipt, falling in line, obligation to marry somebody that you don't even love but you need it to survive and have children, filling up stupid forms, commuting, they don't have to drink in plastic bottles, people don’t pay their bills, and they don’t worry if their television is smaller than their neighbors because they don’t have TV. You can cross any borders you like. Aside from fearing an attack from Smilodons, you don’t feel any trouble being robbed in the streets. There are few people back then that’s why you don’t need to renew an I.D. coz your face is your I.D. Back then, few people want to control everything that you do. Right now, you have to look and act like the other folks to be accepted. You always have to consider the laws or rules that you didn't make. If you will listen and observe carefully, you’ll notice that everyone wants to be the controller of things. They want you to do this and that. They want you to buy this and that. You are completely lost...

> Simple Life. Simple things can make a caveman happy. Back then, if you hunt a rabbit and gave it to your kids and cooked them some eggs, they will show gratitude towards you. The modern man is different; they buy their kids the latest mobile phones to feel superior to other parents but their kids are spoiled and lazy. Man is becoming more and more materialistic and it is always getting worse as we speak.

> Almost Unlimited Resources. They usually have no worry about what they will eat or where they will sleep. We, the Modern People of the planet Earth, can afford to live a comfortable life in a comfortable home because we steal from nature. The birds in the trees, the grasshopper in the grass, the Lions in the Savanna, the Eagles in the sky, the frogs in the swamp, the bees in the hive, the squirrels in the cartoon network are homeless because WE HAVE COMFORTABLE HOMES until we have no other homes to destroy but the homes of our fellow homo sapiens that are now called –Homeless People.

> Magnificent view. They have the Best View Ever. They can see the stars because they are outside at night and not in front of their computer chatting with some stranger. They can easily differentiate the evening and the morning. If you think that you’ve seen trees, you’re wrong! You’ve seen dwarf trees but you haven’t seen centuries old trees. Back at the time of the caveman, they have trees everywhere that were as tall as hills and buildings! They can see the horizon. The human eye has evolved in a much improved form at a time when humans start walking straight because they can see wide open spaces of grasslands, mountaintops and deserts. Now in an urban area, you see nothing but walls, stupid MALLS, concrete buildings and simulated world like Video Games and Movies.

You call that a tree?

We have to look forward in the future as well. Progress is necessary to ensure the survival of our species. If men have managed to explore the vast continents around the globe during the exploration age, we hope that someday we can reach the stars to find a new suitable planet to populate, pollute, contaminate, poison, destroy before our Sun, the source of life in our solar system dies.

I have some videos/links for you to see. It’s about evolution of life on Earth; it is more cinematic than scientific. Some Scientists have different versions of their own. You still have to rely on books, but to keep you interested in this matter, start by clicking…

Evolution
For those who keep on asking me, "if men came from monkeys, then why there's still monkeys around"... My answer to you is this: There are also people who were left behind like you in evolution who don't even know that scientist don't believe that men came from monkeys instead they consider the primates as relatives not ancestors. Idiots! Monkeys have ancestors of their own. Life on land came from the sea.

Prehistoric Videos

Walking With Monsters: Life Before the Dinosaurs (youtube Video) PART 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,6,7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12

Walking with Dinosaurs I - New Blood Part 1,2,3

Walking with Prehistoric Beasts IV - Next of Kin Part 1, 2,3,

Walking with Prehistoric Beasts VI - Mammoth Journey Part 1, 2,3,

The Moral Code of Smart-ass Globe

2007-06-12T05:17:00.000-07:00

Walang Corporate Ethics ang Globe at Smart, kung gusto nyo isama nyo na rin pati ang Sun Cellular! They seem to forget the meaning of right and wrong. I haven’t slept for almost 24 hours so I need a rest but the phone kept on ringing! Globe doesn’t give a shit if you’re sleeping or resting or if you’re waiting for a very important text message in your life. They don’t give a shit if you’re in a situation where your life depends on a text message. If you’re a kidnap victim and you’re lucky enough to find a cellphone in the van where they hide you and it’s in low bat, before you send your “help note” to your Daddy or to the Police, Globe will text you and it would drain the last drop of your battery and you’re dead too. If you raise Al Ghozi back from the dead and he designed another bomb using a cellphone, before he even detonate the bomb, it will blow up because he received a text message from stupid Globe Company. If you’re stuck in the middle of a long road in the province and you really need your bat to contact your friends, your phone will die just to know the latest album of some stupid rock band who’s trying hard to be like eraserheads.

This is the stupid text that I received over and over and over and over and over again!!!

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Paano nagsimula ang trahedyang ito? Ayaw na ayaw kong bumibili ng load sa aking suking tindahan pero kasi hindi ko nadala this time ang mga binili kong Php500 na Prepaid Card. I have to reply on the urgent message that I just received. I have anticipated this that’s why I’m always ready. Parati akong may 3 cards na dala pero malas talaga all at the same time, naiwan ko lahat ng hindi sinasadya sa house coz I have to change my plan. I left my bag with a Digital Camera eh dun din nakalagay ang isa, I used a different wallet and I changed my pants where I put the other one without realizing na paubos na ang load ko. Bihira lang akong magkamali ng ganito at ma-mislead. Naisahan ako ng isang musmos na paslit, isang batang babae (9 years old) sa binilhan ko sa tindahan. Parati niya akong kinukulit dahil minsan hindi ko nakain ang Hamburger na take-out ko kaya iniwan ko sa kanya. So, inabot ko ang Cellphone ko sa kanya para makita niya ang number ko kung saan siya magrereload ng 15 pesos lang. Then she said in her tiny little devilish voice “Hihihi Kapag nakakuha ka ng free McDo bigay mo sa akin ha.” Di ko siya pinansin!!! Siya pala ang may kasalanan, tinext niya yung nagreply after ng reload na Free McDo promo. Di ko kaagad narealize yun until I went home. At last makakapagpahinga na ako, pero text na ng text sa akin ang Tulirong tanginang yan. Natutulog ka na magigising ka pa dahil naghihintay ka ng mga important messages tapos yung Putang Inang Kantang WALANG KWENTA lang palang iyan!!! Parati ko pang naririnig sa walang kwentang Station sa Radyo ang mga gago! PARANG BASURA LANG NAMAN ANG LUMALABAS SA BIBIG NINYO!!! Sabi sa text Free Tones: Tuliro/ SpongeCola. ULOL!! ANG PANGIT NG KANTA NG SPONGECOLA ANONG PAKI KO SA DYAN?!? BAKIT GUSTO KONG MAGDOWNLOAD NG KANTANG PANGIT!???? TELL ME!!!!!??? KAHIT HABANG TUMATAE AKO MAKAKACOMPOSE AKO NG MAS MAGANDANG KANTA KAYSA DYAN!!! (yaelyuzon16@yahoo.com ang email ng gagong vocalist) ANG DAMI PANG TANGANG TAO CRUSH DAW NILA ANG VOCALIST NA NG WALANG KWENTANG BANDANG IYAN!!! KAMUKHA LANG NAMAN SIYA NI BONG NAVARRO!!

MGA BANDA NGAYON WALANG KWENTA PURO REVIVE LANG SILA NG MGA LUMANG KANTA, TAPOS KUNG MAY NAGCOCOMPOSE MGA MALALAKAS LANG MAMBOLA TULAD NITONG TALENTLESS BAND NA SPONGECOLA AT LALO NA YUNG ISA YUNG CHICOSCI NA SUPER PANGIT NG KANTA PERO NASA MYX DAILY TOP 10 DAHIL MALAKAS SILA SA ABS-CBN! NGAYON SIKAT NA KAYO MGA GAGO NILAGAY KO NA KAYO DITO! YUNG CHICOSCI YUN YUNG BANDANG BAKLA YUNG VOCALIST. PINOPROMOTE NINYO KUNG ALIN ANG PANGIT. DI BA NINYO INIISIP NA NAKAKASIRA SA BAYAN NATIN YAN? INILILIHIS NINYO SA TUNAY NA MAGANDA ANG TAO DAHIL PINIPILIT NINYONG GUSTUHIN NILA ANG PANGIT NAMAN! NAPILITAN PA AKONG BUMILI NG BAGONG SIM CARD NGAYON BADTRIP! ARAW NG KALAYAAN NGAYON PERO DI KA MALAYANG MAMUHAY NG TAHIMIK MALAYO SA MGA SPONGECOLA.

ISA PA YANG ABS-CBN NA IRRESPONSABLE!!! Magkapartner sila ng Globe na niloloko ang mga tao! Hindi porke tanga ang mga naloloko ninyo may karapatan na kayo mga Gago! Ang dami nilang “text your Vote” Scam na lantaran! Hindi na tama yan, kahit .25 cents lang ang kitain nila sa bawat text ng tao sobrang dami na yan umaabot ng million yan! Sa ganyan yumayaman ang bangko eh pasentimosentimo pero maramihan. Pinoy Big Brother lang bakit kailangan mo pang i-text!! NILOLOKO NINYO MGA TAO MGA GAGO!!!

Kaya ang mga mayayabang na nagtratrabaho diyan sa Globe and Smart ang sarap batukan eh! Di naman kayo yumaman dahil magaling kayo, yumaman kayo dahil GAGO kayo! Nagtataka kayo bakit inaatake kayo ng NPA, gago kasi kayo eh. Ang isa pang masamang contribution ninyo nyan, akala ng tao tama na ang mga Komyunista sa pinaglalaban nila dahil isa sa mga pinapasabog nila ay kayo!

Top 100 Movies of All Time

2007-05-09T23:07:00.000-07:00

Here’s my Top 100 Movies of all time. All of these are carefully placed in their appropriate rank. I have different reasons why I picked each of these movies. Citizen Kane for example didn’t make it to the number 1 spot because I don’t just look on how it was made or how you’ll react on the film after you saw it but I also focus on my personal view of what makes a film memorable and what message does the artistic touch of the film maker is trying to convey. A true great artist must be immune from other’s influence. A good movie should have a good script above all. The next essential factor is the director himself, followed by the actors, then the editor and the rest of the crew. In this case however, I slip in some of the movies I don’t usually prefer like Lawrence of Arabia, the movie 300 and The Sound Of Music because I like the Cinematography and the props and costumes or perhaps the special effects. Some of it is included in my top 100 because they pioneer something. What’s more important is that I feel like putting it there in the list. If you have any demand like you want Forrest Gump in it or The Lord of The Rings or Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, then make your own top 100 list! If you’re looking for other movies that aren’t here, that’s because I have a life and I have no plans on spending it watching movies all the time. I've seen almost every good or interesting movies out there but not all of it. I wish that I can explain you all the reason why I included some of your favorite movie in this list. If you’re not familiar with the title, google it. There are different reasons why I picked each of the movies that you saw in this list. I don’t have to explain myself. To be more precise, I’ve chosen these movies because if I am a prisoner or I was trapped in an island with a DVD player and a TV set and Electricity and a couch and beers and nachos and a remote for 10 agonizing years and I am oblige to put a hundred best movies of all time in my luggage and if I refuse they will feed me to the sharks, then I will take this top 100 with me.

Instead of repeatedly making a new topic about a new movie that I just saw (like all the bloggers I knew in the planet), this is what I prepared instead.

You Die Hard’s Top 100 Movies of All Time

1. Eyes Wide Shut (a Stanley Kubrick film) 1999. Cruise, Kidman

2. Full Metal Jacket (Stanley Kubrick) 1987

3. A Clockwork Orange (Stanley Kubrick) 1971

4. The Shining (Stanley Kubrick) Jack Nicholson 1980

5. The Godfather (Francis Ford Coppola) Brando, Pacino 1972

6. Pulp Fiction (Quintin Tarantino) Uma Thurman, Samuel L. Jackson,
Bruce Willis, John Travolta 1994

7. Unforgiven (Clint Eastwood) Hackman, Freeman, Eastwood 1992

8. The Bourne Supremacy (Paul Greengrass) Matt Damon 2004

9. The Godfather 2 (Francis Ford Coppola) Pacino, De Niro 1974

10. Scent of a Woman (Martin Brest) Pacino 1992

11. Citizen Kane (1941 Orson Welles)
12. Casablanca (1942 Michael Curtiz) Bogart, Bergman
13. Annie Hall (1977 Woody Allen)
14. The Bourne Identity (2004 Paul Greengrass) Matt Damon
15. Taxi Driver (1976 Martin Scorsese) De Niro
16. Lolita (1962 Stanley Kubrick)
17. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968 Stanley Kubrick)
18. To Kill A Mockingbird (1962 Robert Mulligan) Gregory Peck
19. Se7en (1995 David Fincher) Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman
20. Snatch (2000 Guy Richie) Brad Pitt, Jason Statham

21. Barry Lyndon (1975 Stanley Kubrick)
22. Gone With The Wind (1939 Victor Fleming)
23. Dr. Strangelove: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964 Stanley Kubrick)
24. The Departed (2006 Martin Scorsese)
25. Gladiator (2000 Ridley Scott)
26. Ronin (1998 John Frankenheimer) De Niro, Reno
27. The Bourne Ultimatum (2007 Paul Greengrass) Matt Damon
28. Fight Club (1999 David Fincher)
29. Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998 Guy Richie)
30. The Thin Red Line (1998)

31. Schindler’s List (1993 Steven Spieldberg)
32. Goodfellas (1990 Martin Scorsese)
33. Munich (2005 Steven Spieldberg) Eric Bana
34. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly (1966) (Sergio Leone ) Eastwood
35. On the Waterfront (1954 Elia Kazan) Marlon Brando
36. Dirty Harry (1971 Don Siegel) Clint Eastwood
37. Good Will Hunting (1997) Matt Damon
38. The Searchers 1956 (John Ford) John Wayne
39. Casino Royale (2006) Daniel Craig
40. Goldfinger (1964) Sean Connery

41. Patriot Games (1992) Harrison Ford
42. 300 (2007 Zack Snyder) Gerard Butler
43. The 39 Steps (1935)
44. Silence of the Lambs (1991)
45. The Killing Fields (1984)
46. The Assignment (1997 Christian Duguay) Kingsley, Sutherland, Quinn
47. Groundhog Day (1993) Murray
48. Donnie Brasco (1997) Pacino
49. Lawrence of Arabia (1962) Peter O’toole
50. Match Point (2005 Woody Allen)

51-100

51. So I’ve Just Married an Axe Murderer (1993 Thomas Schlamme) Myers
52. Seven Samurai (Akira Kurosawa)
53. Nuevo Cinema Paradiso (1988)
54. The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
55. Irréversible (2002 Gaspar Noé) Monica Belucci
56. Trainspotting (1996)
57. North by Northwest (1959)
58. A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
59. All Quiet On The Western Front (1930)
60. The Wizard of Oz (1939)

61. Rebel Without A Cause (1955)
62. The Deer Hunter (1978)
63. Fargo (1996)
64. Raging Bull (1980)
65. Zatoichi (2003 Takeshi Kitano)
66. The Apartment (1960)
67. The Bridge On The River Kwai (1957)
68. Contact (1997)
69. Léon: The Professional (1994 Luc Besson) Reno, Portman
70. The Usual Suspects (1995)

71. Heat (1995)
72. Batman Begins (2005)
73. Bonnie and Clyde (1967)
74. Once Upon a time in America (1984)
75. Clear and Present Danger (1994)
76. The Sound Of Music (1965)
77. Enemy of the State (1998)
78. Die Hard (1988)
79. The Pianist (2002)
80. L.A. Confidential (1997)

81. Twelve Monkeys (1995)
82. There’s Something About Mary (1998)
83. The Sixth Sense (1999)
84. The Squid and the Whale (2005)
85. Seven Years in Tibet (1997)
86. Vanilla Sky (2001)
87. Finding Forrester (2000)
88. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
89. Sideways (2004)
90. Sin City (2005)

91. Das Boot (1981)
92. Beverly Hills Ninja (1997) Chris Farley
93. Takedown (2000)
94. Anger Management (2003)
95. Braveheart (1995)
96. Coming to America (1988)
97. Singin’ in the Rain (1952)
98. Y Tu Mamá También (2001)
99. Office Space (1999)
100. The Fugitive (1993)

(Updated August 16, 2007: Added "The Bourne Ultimatum")

"Eat Me"

2007-04-11T10:43:00.000-07:00

I received an email concerning cancerous products and food. This is the content of the email:

SATAY LOVERS (BARBECUE)

If you all eat Satay, don't ever forget to eat the
cucumber, because eating Satay together with
carbon after barbequing can cause cancer.

But we have a cure for that... Cucumber should be
eaten after we eat the Satay because Satay has
carcinogen (a cancer causing element) but cucumber
is anti-carcinogenic. So don't forget to eat the
cucumber the next time you have Satay.

Patay ka sa Satay. Great advice! All we need now is for some asshole to read this and make it easier for him to kill somebody he hates.

PRAWNS (SUGPO) & VIT C

DO NOT eat shrimp / prawn if you have just taken
VITAMIN C pills!!

This will cause you to DIE in ARSENIC (As)
intoxication within HOURS!!

Hahaha Do you believe this?

PORK AWARENESS

Try this and see whether the pork you bought has
worms. There goes with your "Bak Kut Teh" for
those who love it. Most men love to eat this so watch out
before it's too late. If you pours Coke (yes, the soda) on a slab of pork,

wait a little while, you will SEE WORMS crawl out of it.

A message from the Health Corporation of Singapore about the bad
effects of pork consumption. Pig's bodies contain
MANY TOXINS, WORM and LATENT DISEASES.

Although some of these infestations are harboured
in other animals, modern veterinarians say that pigs are far MORE PREDISPOSED to these illnesses than other animals. This could be because PIGS like to SCAVENGE and will eat ANY kind of food, INCLUDING
dead insects, worms, rotting carcasses, excreta including their own, garbage, and other pigs.
INFLUENZA (flu) is one of the MOST famous illnesses
which pigs share with humans. This illness is harboured in the LUNGS of pigs during the summer months and tends to affect pigs and human in the cooler months.

Sausage contains bits of pigs' lungs, so those who
EAT pork sausage tend to SUFFER MORE during
EPIDEMICS of INFLUENZA. Pig meat contains
EXCESSIVE quantities of HISTAMINE and IMIDAZOLE compounds,
which can lead to ITCHING and INFLAMMATION; GROWTH
HORMONE which PROMOTES INFLAMMATION and growth;
sulphur containing mesenchymal mucus which leads to SWELLING and deposits of MUCUS in tendons and cartilage, resulting in ATHRITIS, RHEUMATISM, etc.

Sulphur helps cause FIRM human tendons and ligaments
to be replaced by the pig's soft mesenchymal
tissues, and degeneration of human cartilage.

Eating pork can also lead to GALLSTONES and OBESITY,
probably due to its HIGH CHOLESTEROL and SATURATED
FAT content. The pig is the MAIN CARRIER of the
TAENIE SOLIUM WORM, which is found in its flesh.
These tapeworms are found in human intestines with
greater frequency in nations where pigs are eaten.
This type of tapeworm can pass through the
intestines and affect many other organs, and is
incurable once it reaches beyond a certain stage.
One in six people in the US and Canada has
RICHINOSIS from eating trichina worms, which are
found in pork.

Many people have NO SYMPTOMS to warm them of this,
and when they do, they resemble symptoms of many
other illnesses. These worms are NOT noticed during
meat inspections.

Be aware of eating pork. Most of what was said here is bullshit. You don’t have to listen in all the junk mails they are sending you. I saw it in the papers; Pinoy Emails are 80% Spam. Be more aware of the dirty food they are feeding you in your inbox. Malamang Muslim ang gumawa ng email na yan. OK lang kumain ng Pork, basta malinis. Wag lang madalas lalo na yung taba, hangga't maari wag kayong kakain ng fats dahil mahal na ngayon gumastos pag nagkasakit ka sa puso.

SHAMPOO

Cancer-causing substance in shampoos. Go home and
check your shampoo. Change before it's too late...
Check the ingredients listed on your shampoo bottle,
and see they have a substance by the name of
Sodium Laureth Sulfate, or simply SLS. This substance is found in most shampoos; manufacturers use it because it produces a lot of foam and it is cheap. BUT the fact is, SLS is used to scrub garage floors, and
it is very strong!!! It is also proven that it can cause cancer in the long run, and this is no joke. Shampoos that contains SLS: Vo5, Palmolive, Paul Mitchell, L'Oreal, the new Hemp Shampoo from Body Shop etc. contain this substance.

The first ingredient listed (which means it is the
single most prevalent ingredient) in Clairol's
Herbal Essences is Sodium Laureth Sulfate.
Therefore, I called one company, and I told them
their product contains a substance that will cause
people to have cancer. They said, Yeah we knew
about it but there is nothing we can do about it because
we need that substance to produce foam. By the way
Colgate toothpaste also contains the same substance
to produce the "bubbles". They said they are going
to send me some information.

Research has shown that in the 1980s, the chance
of getting cancer is 1 out of 8000 and now, in the
1990s, the chances of getting cancer is 1 out of
3,000 which is very serious. Therefore, I hope that you
will take this seriously and pass this on to all
the people you know, and hopefully, we can stop
"giving" ourselves cancer-causing agents.

Ang ayaw ko sa lahat yung part na “Pass this on to all the people you know”. 1990's pa ito kumakalat. Baka galit lang ang gumawa nito sa mga products dyan! Parang sinabi na rin nya sa inyong wag na kayong maligo at magtoothbrush. Hahaha

INSTANT NOODLES

Dear instant noodle lovers,

Make sure you break for at least 3 days after one session of instant noodles before you eat your next packet! Please read the info shared to me by a doctor. My family stopped eating instant noodles more than 5 years ago after hearing about the wax coating the noodles - the wax is not just in the Styrofoam containers but it coats the noodles.
This is why the instant noodles do not stick to each other when cooking.

If one were to examine the ordinary Chinese yellow noodles in the market, one will notice that, in their uncooked state the noodles are oily. This layer of oil prevents the noodles from sticking together.

Wanton noodles in their uncooked state have been dusted with flour to prevent them sticking together.
When the hawker cooks the noodles, notice he cooks them in hot water and then rinses them in cold water before cooking them in hot water again. This
process is repeated several times before the noodles are ready to be served. The cooking and rinsing process prevents noodles from sticking together.

The hawker then "lowers the noodles in oil and sauce to prevent the noodles from sticking if they are to be served dry. Cooking instructions for spaghetti
require oil or butter to be added in the water when boiling the spaghetti to prevent the pasta from sticking together. Otherwise, one gets a big clump of spaghetti!

There was an SBC (now TCS) actor some years ago, who at a busy time of his career had no time to cook, resorted to eating instant noodles everyday. He got cancer later on. His doctor told him about the wax in instant noodles. The doctor told him that our body will need up to 2 days to clear the wax.
There was also an SIA steward who after moving out from his mother's house into his own house, did not cook but ate instant noodles almost every meal. He had cancer, and has since died from it.

Nowadays the instant noodles are referred as "cancer noodles".

Maraming Pinoy ang madalas kumain ng Instant Noodles. Ito ang iba’t ibang dahilan kung bakit:

1. Hindi nila afford bumili ng hindi mura. (Minsan ang mga sobrang hirap bumibili pa sila ng expired para mura talaga.)

2. Busy. Dahil kailangan nilang kumita ng pera kaya wala na raw panahong magluto. Tuwing umaga, mag-iinit sila ng tubig para sa cup noodles nila. Karamihan dito mga mababang empleyado.

3. Dahil sa Advertisement. Kinakanta pa nga nila ang theme sa commercial. Ang mga bata pa ang target nila dahil ang mga bata raw mahilig sa Malinamnam. Sinamantala naman ng mga Gago. Masarap daw kasi kaya sila mahilig kumain ng Instant Mami at Pancit Canton. Ang mga nanay naman nakatunganga na lang sa TV at nakukumbinse ng mga cute na commercials.

4. Katamaran. Tamad magluto ng gulay o ano mang pwedeng ilutong hindi processed food. Nagtitipid daw sila pero pag nagkasakit mas magastos pa!

5. Dahil may Noodles sa Grocery. Kapag pumunta sila sa Grocery para bumili ng Meat and Vegetables, napapabili sila ng mga de lata at Noodles dahil nadadaanan nila. Nakakasilaw ang mga colorful na designs!!! Sige… bahala kayo.

Nagmistulang alipin ang mga mamimili ng mga produktong ito. Ang mga companies ay walang pakialam kung hindi ka makakakain ng healthy, gusto lang nilang yumaman.

Sa mga nakalipas na araw, sinaliksik ko ang misteryo sa likod ng pagkahilig ng mga tao sa mga Instant Noodles. Bumili ako ng iba’t ibang klase at sinubukan kong isa-isa every day (Sobrang Busy kapag miryenda lang ako tumitikim). Ako, hindi ako kumakain ng instant noodles. Sometimes I treat myself with high in cholesterol food such as Hamburgers and Chicharon but I don’t eat instant noodles. Why? Because it’s true. You may get cancer from eating too much instant noodles. May Mami, Yakisoba, Pancit Canton, Pancit Bihon, Pancit Palabok, Sotanghon, at marami pang iba. Parepareho silang malinamnam at greasy. May mga iba pang nagiimbento ng kung ano ano. Pagkain pa ba ito ng Tao?

Some of the popularly known Instant Noodles:

Lucky Me Pancit Canton: Maanghang masyado yung color black! Ito ang pinakasikat sa mercado. Kawawa ka kung parating ito ang kakainin mo. Kaya pala kulay impyerno, punong puno pala ng sili sa loob. Yung nabili ko haha kulang sa ingredient yung isa, walang oil… minsan kulang kulang sila o kaya nabutas. It’s true, nakaka-cancer ang mga ganitong instant noodles. You should only have these noodles for emergency na lang. Naalala ko noong may tragedy dahil sa malakas na typhoon, mga pinamigay nila sa mga gutom na gutom na nasiraan ng bahay ay Lucky Me Pancit Canton Hot And Spicy… Super anghang nito para ibigay sa mga taong nawalan ng bahay! Wala naman silang binigay na inumin. Haha

Nissin’s Yakisoba: Mahilig dito ang mga tamad dahil hot water lang ang kailangan mo. Oily ito masyado.

Sotanghon/Bihon/Palabok: Ito raw ang pinakasafe sa mga instant noodles. Basta magingat kayo kapag bumibili baka butas na pala, tignan ninyo ng mabuti lalo na kapag sa tindahan baka binutas yan ng daga magkakasakit pa kayo.

Sopas/Spaghetti: Pambata ang mga yan.

Quickchow Pancit Canton/Veggie Plus: Sa aking pananaliksik, ito ang pinakaworst ang lasa. Parang plastic ang kinakain mo! Yuck! Sorry na lang sa mga mahilig dito, basta ako sinasabi ko lang ang nalasahan ko. May kanya kanya naman tayong panlasa. Uutuin ka pang buy pinoy. hahaha

Imported Noodles: Ito yung mga mamahalin. Itong Indo Mie ang isa sa mga pinakamura. Mas masarap ng bahagya ang quality nito sa mga natikman kong Local products. Ano ba yan, Indonesian lang yan di pa natin kayang daigin? Daig na daig din ang local products pag dating sa pagandahan ng picture ng noodles! Matatakam ka talaga! Hahaha Mata hindi Tyan.

Kakain lang ako ng ganito ulit kapag nagkagiyera o may matinding sakuna. Subukan nyo na lang kumain ng tinapay at ibang alternative dito. Pangalagaan ninyo ang mga kalusugan ninyo, yan lang ang puhunan ninyo sa buhay.

Quiz: Wikang Pambansa

2007-04-02T11:24:00.000-07:00

Nakatitiyak ka ba na marunong ka talagang magtagalog? Sagutin ang Pagsasanay na ito upang malaman. Kailangang piliin ang pinakatamang sagot. Kung nakalimutan mo na ang mga katagang katumbas ng mga English words heto na ang pagkakataon mong marefresh.

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Halalan BBQ

2007-03-07T18:03:00.000-08:00

I don’t want talking politics here. I never want my site to look like the works of other bloggers. Kala nila kaya nilang pagkasyahin ang lahat ng tungkol sa maruming pulitika dito sa atin hahahaha. The entire internet is not enough to expose all the corrupt politicians all around this country. It is almost hopeless already. My concern is the future, so instead of writing hundreds of pages regarding each corrupt politicians in this country we will concentrate on the five youngest and five most immoral politician in our country at present. They are Mikey, Chiz, Migz, Jinggoy and Mike. Dapat magkakaiba ang nickname nila kahit ang tatlo sa kanila ay Michael. We shall call them “The New Spice Boys”. May karapatan tayong ipahayag ang paniniwala natin kung may simpatya tayo sa kinabukasan ng bansa natin. Hindi ito tungkol sa Eleksyon. Dahil sa Election ito ang List of Candidates. Sasabihin ko lang kung sino ang wag ninyong suportahan at wag iboto!

List of Candidates for Senatorial Slots

Orlando Abitona

Juanito Ancheta, Jr.

Edgardo Angara

Theodore Aquino

Benigno Simeon Aquino III

Teresa Aquino-Oreta

Joker Arroyo

Arturo Atienza

Martin Bautista

Bonifacio Ber Ado

Jocelyn Boquia

Buenafe Briggs

Silverio Bulanon

Rafael Cabrera

Felix Cantal

Elizabeth Capulan

Joselito Cayetano

Alan Peter Cayetano

Melchor Chavez

Felix Claudio

Amado Combote

Anna Dominique Coseteng

Michael Defensor

Gerardo del Mundo

Ruben Enciso

Francis Joseph Escudero

Julieto Esmeralda Jr.

Anotonio Estrella

Eduardo Flaminiano

Alfredo Fortes

Richard Gomez

Gherry Guillergan

Mujahab Hashim

Gregorio Honasan

Dante Joson

Jamalul Kiram III

Panfilo Lacson

Merlito Lagata

Loren Legarda

Oliver Lozano

Vicente Magsaysay

Daniel Magtira

Severo Manuenda Jr

Agapito Mendez Jr

Cesar Montano

Mario Ongkiko

Wilhelmina Orozco

Eduardo Orpilla

John Henry Osmeña III

Francis Pangilinan

Zosimo Jesus Paredes II

Macariola Pastor

Genaro Pastoral

Carlos Jericho Petilla

Prospero Pichay Jr

Aquilino Pimentel

Rummel Piñera

Manuel Po

Remedios Ponce-Dee

Vincent Ramiro

Ralph Recto

Danton Remoto

Jose Robes

Cesar Roca

Sonia Roco

Rodriguez, Romeo

Benjamin Roque

Santos, Victor L.

Senining, Loreto Y.

Singson, Luis C.

Sison, Adrian O.

Sotto III, Vicente C.

Tajanan, Francisco .

Tayco, Marcelo R.

Tiqui, Camilo V

Trillanes IV, Antonio F.

Tuazon, Elpidio G.

Vicente Villanueve

Manuel Villar Jr

Victor Wood

Juan Miguel Zubiri

Gusto ko rin asarin ang mga Billboard Kings like sina Goma at si Cesar Montano, kaso nga mapapahaba pa ito kaya sorry na lang sa mga nagrerequest. Dapat sa kanila isabit sa billboard ng pabaligtad! Mabuti pa mga asawa nyo na lang patakbuhin nyo sa Senado!!! Hahaha Si Victor Wood pala tumatakbo rin pagka-Senador? Ginagawa nyong playground ang Senate!

The New Spice Boys

Juan Miguel “Mikey” Macapagal Arroyo- “Spoiled brat” son of the President and grandson of President Macapagal. Mayabang itong gagong ito. Kala nya porke kapangalan nya si Mickey Mouse pwede na siyang mag-artista. Tanga ang pucha porke kalaban nila mga artista nag-artista na rin siya wala tuloy nanonood ng movies nya. Hindi pa siya tumatakbo sa Senado at sana hindi na pero sure yan.

Francis Joseph “Quezo De Bolero” Escudero- Dapat sa Chiz na ‘to ipakain sa mga Daga. Ginamit nga niyang kulay ay dilaw kasi nga Cheese daw siya. Mukha nga siyang daga eh. Namamaga ang mata tapos parang daga yung tenga. Sa kanilang lahat ito yung “Smart Ass” na tinatawag. Parang si Gilbert Remulla rin ang gagong ito. Kung magsalita mabilis akala mo magaling, tagalog na tagalog kaso kung papakinggan mo, walang katuturan pinagsasabi ng gago. Puro pa-impress wala namang kwenta! Wag kayong magpapaniwala sa kupal na yan di yan matalino, bobo yan. Nagtataka ako ang daming nagsasabing gwapo raw kasi bata. Hahaha gwapo ba yan? Million million ang mga mukhang bata sa bansa tapos dyan kayo magkakagusto? Hindi yan matalino, mayaman lang ang pamilya nyan. Parati nilang sinasabing ililigtas nila ang Kabataan dahil pag-asa raw ng bayan. Ulol! Dahil maraming botanteng Kabataan!!! Mga bolerong gago. Hindi classroom ang Senate!!! Hindi ka Class President dyan!

Juan Miguel “Migz” Zubiri-(“The Illegal Logger” ) Another corrupt with a Juan Miguel first name. Bakit? Bakit kailangan Spanish pa ang dating ng pangalan? Bakit kailangan double name? Kasi unang una sa lahat di pa sila pinapanganak, puro pride ang gustong ituro sa kanila. Kaya proud sila sa pagiging kupal nila. Puro angas lang sila wala namang nagagawa. Malamang bully ito at paborito nyang i-bully mga kidz na ang name ay Pekto. Yung nickname nila may "Z" na naman sa huli para cool daw (Chiz, Migz, Kupz). Ito yung mahilig magsabing makakalikasan daw siya. Gago pala siya eh, yung kampanya pa nga lang nya pinapako ang mga poster nya sa mga puno! Karamihan sa pulitiko ngayon kung ano ang sinasabi nilang kakalabanin nila, yun ang krimen na ginagawa nila. Si Zubiri ang tatay nyan illegal logger! Tulad nila Fred Lim, kaya galit sa drugs kasi kalaban nila sa business ang pinapatepok nila. Itong si Migz dapat dito chopchopin! Ang daming kalat sa daan dahil sa kanya! Wag kayong maniwala dyan! Tamo pinalitan nya yung campaign commercial niya na may buhat na batang babae kasi katulad ni Mike Defensor mahilig yan sa mga batang prosti baka masyadong obvious pag pinagpatuloy nya ang commercial na yun. May nagsasabi ngang dito nakuha ni Diana Zubiri ang apelyedo niya, dahil nung bago pa lang siya sa kanyang profession. Pinopromote pa nya yung “boom tarat tarat” na kantang squatter! Pinapabobo talaga nila yung mga Pinoy bumoto para di sila mahirapan. Kasi kapag matalino kayo, alam nyo na kung sino ang hindi iboboto!

Mike “Pedophile” Defensor- Mahilig itong gagong itong “tumikim” ng virgin na binubugaw. Gusto nito yung bata talaga at pinagmamayabang pa niya sa mga kaibigan niya. Tarantado talaga itong gagong ito. Tambay ito sa Pegasus eh kahit na ayos naman ang asawa nya! Sa lahat ng nasa List sa Election ito ang pinaka-gago. Marami pang kagaguhang ginawa ang mga ito. Apat sa mga nandito ang talagang mahilig sa mga babae. Imbes na pinagtatanggol nila ang mga kababaihan na pinagsasamantalahan ng mga Kano at mga Arabo sa Ermita eh sila pa ang mga nangunguna sa pila. Tamo kahit katiting wala silang binabanggit tungkol sa pagprotekta sa karapatan ng mga kababaihang ito. Kala mo porke 'Tol gamit mo sa campaign magugustuhan ka na ng mga ordinaryong kabataan. hahaha Baduy

Jinggoy “Unggoy” Estrada- (“the hot-headed bastard”) Mayabang itong gagong ito. Siya ang pinakagago sa “The New Spice Boys”. Naaalala ko noong nanonood ng MBA, minura niya yung referee dahil natalo ang San Juan sa basketball kasi pinasa ng tangang kamaganak niya ang bola sa kalaban. Di ba nakaaway nga ni Goma ito? Kahit si Goma alam niyang kupal ito sa mga katulong at mga ordinaryong tao sa kanila. Di ko lang sinali sina JV Ejercito at ang mas kupal na si George Estregan Junior ng isang Porn Star. Ang tatay ni Jinggoy ay ang criminal na si Erap, pinapatay yung nagexpose sa kanyang nagsusugal siya sa isang Casino. Sinemento ng buhay yung taong yun. Marami siyang kapatid sa labas dahil nga baligtad ang isip ng mga ito. Parang si Michael Corleone na uncontrollable. Pinaghalong Godfather, Hannibal at Baboon! Hindi dapat si Pichay ang itanim sa Senado, dapat ito ang ibaon sa lupa ng buhay! Buong pamilya nila gusto nasa Senado. Mga Ungas! Ang maganda lang sa napupunta ang mga ganitong Character sa Senado tulad nila Lito Lapid, nakikita nila ang pangangailangang totoo ng mga tao. Pero karamihan sarili lang nila ang paki nila kaya sila nandyan, para sa interes ng sarili nilang pamilya.

Sa panahon ngayon di ka lang basta basta makakalaban sa mga powerful na taong mga ito. Si Trillanes na tumatakbong Senador ok sana ang ginawa nila noon sa Oakwood. Walang problema kung gusto nilang ibuhos ang galit nila sa Gobyerno, kahit may gamit pang armas kaso bakit ginamit nila yung Uniform at Baril na pagmamayari ng bayan? Hindi sa inyo yun! Kung gusto nyong mag-alsa gumamit kayo ng sarili nyong mga armas! Kahit gamitin ng iba ang brief nyo o toothbrush ayaw nyo rin eh! Naku gusto ko pa sanang magsulat pa ng marami tungkol sa mga politicians na mga yan!!! Maraming marami nga lang at kailangan ihinto agad ito.

Hindi lang ako ang badtrip sa mga taong ito. Marami kami at inis na inis sa inyo. Di ito ang unang article na ganito sa internet, kaya nga nagdadalawang isip ako kung gagawin ko pa ito kasi nakakasawa na. Maraming gumagawa ng mga ganitong klaseng blog para i-promote ang communism o ano mang gusto nilang ipabida sa tao kaya nakakabwisit rin sa dami na ng ganito walang pagbabago. Nagpost ako sa Pakemo.com about this kung ano ang dapat gawin sa kanila, and I was surprised!!! Sabi nila dun, dapat daw ihawin sila ng buhay! May iba namang nagsabing dapat pugutan sila ng ulo. Dapat daw hindi na hintaying masunog sila sa impyerno. Hindi ko sinosolo ang inis sa mga dirty politicians. Maraming taong inis na inis sa inyo. Basta payo ko lang, wag kayong matatakot pero daanin nyo lahat sa hindi marahas na paraan. (I still can’t believe that some people want to cook them). Ganun na ba talaga sila kalala?

This is how the people see you.

Sinong Mayaman? Sinong Mahirap?

2007-03-02T23:23:00.000-08:00

Maraming nagsusuggest na magsulat ako tungkol dito, tungkol sa mga nasa Upper Class at Lower Class, pero imbes na ibigay ang gusto nila, gusto kong sumulat ng iba. Kung hindi kayo sumasangayon sa ano mang mababasa ninyo dito, MALI KAYO.

Bago ang lahat, pansinin nyo ang paligid nyo. Punong puno ng discomfort sa paligid ang mga tao. Dumarami na kasi ang tao, mahirap nang magtiwala. Apektado ka dito dahil minsan bigla kang hindi pinagkakatiwalaan at masasaktan ka kahit alam mong SOP lang naman yun. Minsan pagkakamalan ka pang nangdekwat ng gamit ng may gamit kahit wala kang paki sa buhay nya. Sa sobrang dami ng mga masasamang ugali, pati ikaw napagkakamalan at nadadamay. Sa Malls kahit di ka mukhang terrorist basta di ka mukhang maporma kakapkapan ka. Pero kapag hindi naman walang kapkap. Minsan wala nang paki ang iba sa kapwa tao nila, basta OK sila sa buhay nila masaya na sila. Araw araw nadaragdagan, pumapangit ang ugali ng tao. May nakausap akong tanga from an underground site, ang sabi nya: “It’s not black and white, it’s all gray” at sabi naman niya, “Not all rich people are bad”. Pasama na talaga ng pasama ang tao, ginagawa ka pang bobo nitong kausap mo. I believe even a child knows that not all rich people are bad. May nagsabi kasi sa akin tungkol sa pagsama ng mundo he’s an old friend from youdiehard fan site. Sa forum, may isang taong nangangarap maging Hapon ang biglang nagpost sa “The Departed” thread. Ang pelikulang "The Departed" ay tungkol sa mga Kriminal at mga Parak. Ang mga Irish immigrants kasi ay hirap makakuha ng trabaho kaya sila naging gangsters hanggang sa sila na ang humahawak sa Siyudad. Tulad sa atin, dati mga katulong ang mga Intsik at kahiya hiya ang ilibing sa libingan ng mga Intsik. Ngayon it's payback time, sila naman ang nang-aapi sa mga ordinaryong Pinoy hahaha. Bakit daw nagustuhan namin ang movie samantalang remake lang naman daw ito ng Infernal Affairs. Bagong dating lang siya eh nagmamatalino na agad. Sa unang kita ko sa isang Doctor hindi ko uunahing sabihin sa kanya, "Doc alam nyo bang Neozep dapat ang iniinom o Vitamin C pag sinipon". Ganyan ang tunay na magaling at alam kung nasaan sya. So I told him that the Movie “The Seven Samurai” is a remake of “The Magnificent Seven” (Knowing how he will react because he wanted to look smart and he is like the defense lawyer of all Asian Film Makers). Hahaha Nagalit sa akin dahil ang Seven Samurai daw ang mas nauna. Hahahaha Obvious naman na black and white ang The Seven Samurai ang Magnificent Seven colored film.
The origin of the story, i mean the one that inspired the movie is the story of the 47 Ronins. Which is also mentioned in the movie "Ronin". I’ve seen those films like 20 times already. He’s very predictable and he loves his reputation so much. He will grow old rich and selfish son-of-a-bitch but still not matured enough because he loves Anime. Napahiya sya nung nanalo sa Oscar Awards si Scorsese sa “The Departed”. He doesn’t know which is a good movie before the Oscar Awards.

"When I was your age, they would say you could become cops or criminals. What I'm saying is this: When you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"

Maraming katulad niya at hindi po siya nagiisa. Shinji ang tawag sa mga taong ganun. Nagmamagaling magaling sila at nagpapabida agad. Praning sila na magmukhang bobo sa tao, magmukhang walang class o mahirap o cheap. Kahit yata sa internet napapaligiran ako ng mga ganito. Balik tayo sa Mahirap at Mayaman.

Para sa akin, about 90% ng mayayaman (pasosyal) at 90% ng mahihirap (squatter) ay nakakabadtrip ang ugali.

All The Bad Things About the Rich and the Poor

Squatters (Mga mahihirap talaga at mga sosyal na squatter ang ugali)

Bakit sila nakakabadtrip? (NOT ALL OF THEM! May kilala akong mga OK naman at simple lang na mahihirap. Di ko na dapat pang sabihin ito.)

1. May pera sila pero di marunong mag-prioritize. Bumibili sila ng mga mamahalin tapos magtitipid sa pagkain. Marami sa kanila na ang pinang-uulam nila ay Pancit Canton. Mga magulang nilang walang disiplinang madalas magreklamong wala raw pambili ng ulam pero YOSI marami silang pambili at alak. Afford pa nilang bumili ng Crispy Pata para sa pulutan samantalang ang mga anak nila walang makain!

2. Squatter means squatter ang mga ugali. Ang dami nilang mga salitang di proper tulad ng mga nakukuha nila sa Radio Stations. Minumura nila pati yung mga taong nananahimik sa daan. Umiinom sa daan, tambay dito tambay doon sa iyong daanan.

3. Masyado silang praning na minamaliit sila ng mga tao. Kahit anong sabihin mo mali, parang parati mo silang nilalait kahit hindi naman.

4. Galit sila sa mga dirty politicians like sa President pero sinusuportahan din naman nila ang mga number one na nangungupal sa mga mahihirap tulad nila Jinggoy Estrada, JV Ejercito Estrada at si Erap himself. Kawawa po ang mga katulong ng mga yan sa kanila!!!

5. Masyado silang galit sa lahat ng Mayayaman. Marami sa kanila yan ang dahilan nila bakit sila nagnanakaw at nagiging peste sa lipunan. Yes, marami sa mahihirap ay magnanakaw at holduper kasi nga mahirap lang sila.

6. Basta may space, kung walang huhuli sa kanila sigurado tatayuan nila ng bahay. Kahit na daanan pa ng tao tatayuan nila ng kahit ano, naglalaba sila sa daanan ng tao. Ang baho nila, pati sila afford nilang magka-aso na parating dumudumi sa daan.

7. Tamad sila. (only estimated 50% of them) Maraming malalaking katawan sa kanila ang hindi man lang marunong mag-igib ng tubig. Tinatapon pa nila ang basura nila sa ilog imbes na maglakad ng kaunti at ibigay sa trak ng basura. Kahit na bigyan mo silang pagkakataong kumita ng mas malaki at magkatrabaho, tumatanggi sila dahil mas gusto nilang tumambay lang.

Tapusin ko na muna dito..

Pasosyal (Mga tunay na mayayaman at mga nag-sososyal sosyalan)

Bakit sila nakakabadtrip? (NOT ALL OF THEM! May kilala akong mga OK naman at simple lang na mayayaman. Di ko na dapat pang sabihin ito.)

1. Marami sa kanila pinipilit nilang maging cute basta raw "Chinese". Tanginang mga illegal immigrants na yan. Kahit na yata pinaka pangit na Chinese pipilitin nila ang mga taong hangaan eh. Mga tanga naman ang mga nanonood naniniwala naman.

2. Basta hirap magtagalog, cute na raw. Pag nagsalita silang slang feeling nila angat na sila sa iba. Kasi ibig sabihin basta hirap magtagalog ay galing sa states at umiinom ng gatas araw araw. Tanga ginagatasan na kayo di pa ninyo alam! Mga Fil-Am sa PBA pauwiin nyo na sila, ang pera nyo napupunta sa States. Kasalanan ng Media yan eh! Ok lang magenglish basta marunong din sanang magtagalog ang mga ginagawa nyong pinakasikat na Celebrities. “Pinipilit” PASIKATIN! Halatang halata. Sa PBB show nga ng ABS-CBN eh minsan papalabasin ang iba para may ipasok na bagong hindi marunong magtagalog.

3. Sa TV they are trying to adapt some of the commonly used street language of squatters like “Sablay, Pasaway” para magmukhang may pakisama lang. Hahahaha Parang sa States rin, basta may makapansin na walang ibang lahi o race kundi Caucasian o Puti sa isang movie or cartoons, gagawin nilang Negro (African American) ang isang Character. Black and NEVER A Malay, Chinese, Indian, Arab, Mexican etc.

Examples: Daredevil Movie- Ginawang Black yung Villain "Kingpin"
Justice League- Ginawang Black si Green Lantern

Most of the action movies basta magkapartner ang ka-partner ng White na pulis ay Black.

Why? Bakit sa mga palabas na pinapanood ng kabataan? Para mamihasa sila na ang tao Puti lang at Colored (Black People REPRESENTS ALL THE COLORED RACE). Pati mga TV shows kailangan may Negro silang kasama kahit isa lang basta may Negro kasi raw para di magisip ng masama ang mga tao. Tangina ganyan na rin ang nangyayari dito sa atin. Nilalagay yung tangang Batangueno na galing sa PBB si Jason kasama nila Sam Milby at Toni Gonzaga sa pelikula nila para bumaba ang tingin ng mga manonood sa mga Tulad ni Jason na tubong Batangas (Original na Pilipino).

4. Masyado silang proud pag gumagastos sila ng mamahalin tapos pinaparinig pa talaga sa ibang di kaya. Wala sa porma yan!!! Hindi porke masyado kang pa-cool, cool ka na! May mga nangangarap ring maging mayaman ang mas nakakainis dahil nagyayabang sila dahil bumibili ng mamahalin tapos mangungutang sa iyo pag nagkakasakit sila. Hoy! Nakuha ka lang sa company nyo dahil sa mga kakilala mo di dahil sa magaling ka talaga! Tapos magsasabi silang, “Di naman porke mayaman kami di na kami nagkakaproblema”. MARAMING BESES KO NANG NARINIG ITO. Unang una sa lahat, Toyota lang ang kotse nyo mayaman na ang tawag nyo dun? Nangungupal lang ang Daddy mo kaya kayo umasenso eh. Pangalawa, sabihin na nating may problema kayo sa Family mo like maghihiwalay ang parents mo, sa mga mahihirap problema na nga nila family problems nila, problema pa nila saan sila kukuha ng pagkain at saan matutulog. Dapat alam mo na yan!

5. Mababa ang tingin nila sa mga mahihirap. Marami akong nawitness na mga katulong, janitors at hardinero ang mga minumurang parang hindi tao ng mga nakakataas sa kanila lalo na ang Amo nila. Mga TANGA lang kayo sa paningin ko. Karamihan dyan ay mga Intsik.

6. Nakakalula ang mga tinatayo nilang pader! Ano bang mananakaw sa inyo! Pag dumaan ka sa kanila parang sinasabi agad sa iyo "Go Away!". Di ka nga nagtitinda sa sidewalk, di ka pa rin makalakad sa sidewalk! Marami akong kilalang kupal na nagaalaga ng Rottweiler tapos pinapatae nila sa daan kaya ang mga tao ilang dumaan sa sidewalk! Matyempuhan ko lang kayong ginagawa nyo yun yari kayo mga gago! Tingin nyo macho na kayo porke macho ang aso nyo?!? Ulol!

7. Imbes na sabihin nila sa inyo na "Gago ka mas mababa kang klaseng tao kaysa sa akin" instead ang sasabihin na lang nila, "Naks naman bukas makakabili ka na pala ng bagong cellphone ah... o kaya Naks bago ang t-shirt mong suot ngayon ah... o kaya Naks naligo ka yata ngayon ah". Mga ungas! Kaya nga naghihirap ang mga taong yun dahil sa kakupalan ng mga taong katulad ninyo eh! Kaya kayo ang Mabaho!

Parepareho lang silang nagsasarili, inis sa isa't isa. Kasi may mga kaiinisan sa kanila. Pinilit kong pagkasyahin at pagpantayin para sa mga malisyosong isip diyan. Basta ako lang ang malupit sa inyo! Mga walang kwenta! Hahahaha

Tapusin ko na muna dito..

Ten: Living an Easy and Effective Life

2007-02-26T00:08:00.000-08:00

YOUDIEHARD’s 10: Living an Easy & Effective Life.

People are always asking me, “How can we live life like you do?” They wanted to live happy and free from all the problems they had especially financial problems. I have thousands of suggestions but unfortunately, I have my problems of my own. I shrunk those suggestions into 10 ways.

These are steps. I arrange these from the lesser important to the most important but they are all important.

1st Step: #10. Frequently plan a happy and normal life. First, you must ensure that the person who is about to do this is not retarded (that’s you). Doubt yourself, you are not humiliating yourself when you do it, you are in fact helping yourself. Know what makes you happy. If what makes you happy can hurt or annoy other people, change it! You won’t be successful in this goal of achieving a happy life if that’s what makes you happy. If what you do is not usual to what others (who are already successful) are doing, then that means your life is a mess. If you like video games, if you like to waste your time in the mall with your friends, if you like to be in front of the television most of your time, then you really have bad habits. Throw all unnecessary habits into trash bin. I can assure you, there are other ways to satisfy your thirst for happiness and at the same time helping yourself to develop. Reading a good book is some of them. Change is normal; consider changing your way of life. Do not be afraid to write down notes on how you will make a happier week or month. Make plans to achieve your objective. This is easy and this is the first important part of becoming a person who lives his life easily and effectively. If you have managed to master this step, it will be easier for you to move on the next step because if you’re happy and confident to yourself it can make hard things easier. After this, you are a happy & “normal” person whom people will love to be with, to speak with, to share things with, and you will have sense of worth feeling like you just have taken a bath.

2nd Step: #9. Watch your health. How can you prosper if you are wasting all your money in the Hospital? Of course, you’ll say to me, “it’s ok if your expenses are for the better health” Moron! If you eat right, exercise right, and rest right you won’t be there in the first place. Hospitals can flush most of your money into toilet bowl, maybe not today but later. Discipline is the key for success but that’s not all about it, try reading books to know how you will do it right. Control yourself from temptations that are dangerous to your health. Start this by eating an apple a day and consider walking in the sidewalk from time to time. If you’re unhealthy, in that case you can’t help yourself to move to the next level.

3rd Step: #8. Always recover, adjust and improve. Always try to learn new skills. If you’re not doing anything, you can read a book or watch an interesting movie to relax. Select the right book or movie to watch. If you fall, stand up and learn from your mistakes. How many times do we have to say that “Learn from your mistake” before you’ll learn from it? Make sure that you are doing everything to improve your social skills, mental skills, your physical health, your spiritual health, etc. Your motto in life should be, “I should be better today than yesterday”.

4th Step: #7. Decide! When you decide, look into it in both eyes. It is what makes you, YOU. You will be judged according to what you do. So think hard before making decisions.

Learn to listen to what others are saying but ultimately, you have to decide for yourself. If you can’t make up your mind with one decision, even if you’re a hell of a genius you are nothing. If you read this but you don’t do anything, you are nothing.

5th Step: #6. Accept work as part of your life. Set fantasies aside, learn how you may enjoy making your life worthy to others. Put all the nonsense into trash bin. Value your money; don’t waste it for nonsense shit. Make yourself busy, but make sure that you know how to set a part of your time with your family. They always said, “Idleness invites evil” that’s true, listen to them. Even if you’re relaxing, you must still be busy like a bee. Accept the fact that work is a part of your daily life as if it was like food. You might not want it, but your body needs it. You work so you can earn, you earn so you can live. Make some savings. Invest in your future. Live in virtue. Put quality to your work. Love it. Sacrifice.

6th Step: #5. Believe in yourself but learn to listen to others. Don’t let them make you like them. Don’t trust anyone, but there are cases that you really need to put your trust to somebody as offer of friendship. Be a person with one word. If you want to influence, be a trustful person too. Let your promises be real. They said that there are only two types of people, the cool ones and the boring ones. There’s no such thing as “types“. People who think they are cool and others are not are idiots. If you’re in Tromso, it is considered cool to be a great snowboarder but that’s in Tromso. If you’re a snowboarder in Baghdad, that’s a different thing. They’ll rather see you holding an AK 47 than a snowboard in the desert. Don’t listen to the nerds as well. They think they are smart because they are very academic but they can’t play a guitar or satisfy women. You just have to be the best of who you are. KNOW YOURSELF. KNOW YOUR SURROUNDINGS. Learn to listen first before you seek for others to listen to you; it is for your own good, trust me. In the war, it was right when it was said that it was an advantage to know your enemy rather than he knows you. Try to think that everyone is your enemy, but commit to it that after you have conquered them, you will liberate them from their wrong doings—this time it is your turn to speak your mind. You can make their life better the way you did.

You must convince yourself that you can always do better. Believe that you can do everything challenging. Learn how to control your emotions. Know your problems and seek for solutions. Act now.

7th Step: #4. Set your Goals. Everything that you do should always have an objective and a purpose that will lead you into a greater and happy life. I mean everything! Maximize your use of your time doing something worthy. Life on earth is really short. It was like yesterday you are only 14 now you are 50, but if you spent your life well it is long enough. Commit yourself into something that will benefit you and the others as well. There are long-term goals and short-term goals. Prioritize the most important part of your goal. Write it in a notebook if you want to.

8th Step: #3. Face your fear. Always try to be successful. Dare! Risk is good but you have to be careful as well. Do not be afraid to express your personal thoughts or feelings but do it in a manner that it was well done and carefully prepared. Face your fear in the eye as if it was a Toro and you are the matador. Kill it before it kills you. You are a fearless killer of fears! Don’t ask, just do it. Everything that makes you scared or everything that is stopping you from doing what is right is fear. Remember that you are in the battlefield. Fear cannot do anything in the battlefield; it will only make your hands shake and it will paralyze your brain. Fear is a dirty drug. You can’t do anything with fear. It is normal to be afraid from time to time, but you must consider that people like your family depends on you. Fear is human. To be a real “Father” or “Mother” or “Brother” or “Sister” or “Son” or "Daughter" to your love ones, you must be a super human. Do not limit yourself. If you are afraid of doing what is right, you failed them. If you fail your family, you fail your country and you are a shame to humanity. You’re doing it for them not just for yourself and your fear is gone.

9th Step: #2. Don’t get involve in a battle if you are insufficiently ready. You are strong now. You are ready and fully equipped. You are willing to dive and swim in the sea of life. What is this sea of life? Waves are unpredictable and uncontrollable, and so as the happenings in our lives but men can always adjust and improve and be like a strong vessel if he wishes to. You are not afraid of anything, but try to analyze things first before doing something. Fight a winnable war. If you can’t win today, you can always win tomorrow but failure is unacceptable. Believe in yourself, but always remember that you are your closest ally but also your closest enemy. Don’t let your feelings overcome you. Be prepared, so that next time you can win. It’s not about glory or honor for yourself; it’s just all about improving your life for the benefit of others. Always remember your objective in here—to live easy and effective life.

10th Step: #1. Love your country. This is the most important ingredient. It doesn’t simply mean that you have to put Philippine flag in all your accessories or always eat Filipino food. It hits you directly if you don’t love your country. What compels the Ancient Greeks, the Romans, the Americans and the Israelis to become great? Aside from their Geographical location and History, they protect the interests of their nation as if it was their own family. Your country is the Land, the People, the Law and the History of it. If you have a religion—very well! It wouldn’t be hard to explain this. You pray in your churches, mosques, or temples in a solemn prayer and that’s good. It will be tragic to your end once you’ve forgotten what a solemn prayer is. It is at the same you might as well forget the meaning of the words like: important, priority, discipline, love, faith, trust, responsibility, human virtue, truth, justice and freedom. A person who forgets the meaning and the feeling of these words tends to be like those same people who break important promises and become irresponsible (useless to the society). If you don’t pray, spend some of your time alone and think about all of this with a clear mind. Religion is like agriculture, history is the witness. The survival of humanness of all humans depends on it. Your love for your country should be the same. You should practice self-giving. Offer yourself to everyone. Do you faithfully practice what your Religion instructs you? Be responsible; think that whatever you do to others is what you are doing for yourself because you are your deeds. Faith is a good thing. Faith to your country is a different thing. You are unconsciously pushing yourself into the path of slavery if you are selfish and you do not think of other people’s benefit. That’s what has been happening in this country. They only “pray” for their family and not for their country. Idiots! All your families are part of this country. If your God really listens to everyone, He will forget about you because many of those who are like you don’t care about you in their prayers because they don’t pray for their country. Many of our countrymen are paid slaves and that’s a fact already. Everything that happens to them happens to you because you have their seal; you are both Filipinos. Everyone is an expert and they all want to change this country in their own way. To achieve complete happiness, you must love your country the way it is. Try helping her, do whatever is necessary to assure that she will be alright. Do not disrespect the honor of your country. There are many things to hate about this country, and all of it happened because we hated her in the first place. If you have devoted yourself into her, she will love you back. I know somebody who claims that he hates this country and he is now in the states living the American Dream, but why did he still trying to connect himself to the people of this country? That is because he is incomplete and truly unhappy.

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To sum it up, it’s all about enjoying and loving what you do best, thinking before you act or before you say something, being a good observant of things, and knowing what’s real and what’s not. Sometimes reality is so bizarre that it makes it hard to accept. Sometimes you don't want to break the tradition or a comfortable daily routine in your life even if you know that it contradicts to what is real. There’s a difference between REALITY and your version of REALITY. Even if you have all the strengths and powers of the universe, you will never see what the truth is, but you have to believe and you have to start seeking for it. That’s when you know if you are in the right path. Reality is this: If you don't love your country, you are building a sand castle. Whenever you achieve something good, don’t you ever congratulate yourself nor be proud when people are congratulating you or admiring you because that’s the moment when you want to stop improving. Learn from the artists who stop writing songs after their first hit.

Don’t let me hear you saying, “what if my family is not doing the same, still I can’t make my life better. Uutangan lang nila ako pag mayaman na ako at paproproblemahin na nila ako pag masaya na ako.” First of all, it’s not just about having money, it’s about being worthy to the society, being worthy to yourself, it’s about living your life in full. Do not worry! Worrying is for the weak. If you follow these steps faithfully, and you have it in mind 24 hours a day 7 days a week, then I’ll guarantee you that you don’t have to worry on those things. It will also help you solve that problem once you master it. Don’t start tomorrow, start now!

Vloody

2007-02-14T23:57:00.000-08:00

I just got this picture this morning. As you can see, the kid on the back had a gun! Those guns have metal pellets in them that really hurt. The little bastards shoot me in the leg and everyone else who tries to stop them. The children are rival gangsters of these streets in this province (I’m not gonna tell which); they are almost certainly 50 of them by number. They are most likely in the so called initial process of becoming the “real deal”. These rebellious-soon-to-be-drug-dealers children have wounded and injured at least 3 of their comrades including the one in the picture. That’s how this valentines day started, seeing some kid shot in the mouth by a 9 year old kid. In 2005, I almost died in the valentines bombing because I’m on my way to Ayala Ave. I was there when it happened and what can I say? It’s a real horror show. The terrorists are nothing but ignorant to me. Thanks for the support of Robin Padilla to the Abu Sayaff! What an Idiot! I was thinking… I wish the public will reconsider changing the official color of Valentines Day from Red to Green or Violet. Everyone is suddenly becoming more violent. For those who keep on asking me if I have a date this Valentines Day, my answer is—no. I have nobody to date. This chick that I like, we watched a movie TAEGUKGI (Korean Film) a few days ago and that’s it. It sounds like a shit to me but she said that I’m gonna love it. Most of the name of the characters have "Tae" in them. Shit is a common name for a Korean. It’s about the Reds (commie) and the Southern. I hate the communists. They are always saying that they are the “future¿”. All I say to them is that they don’t find any American in China or in North Korea hiding inside a box trying to catch his breath and trying to escape capitalism or you don't see anyone somebody hurting himself in a barbwire fence, desperately crossing the border towards the land of communists. Idiots. The movie is not a love story; it’s more like a story between two brothers (one is always crying like a girl and the other is a trying-hard-macho-tough-guy-but-still-a-typical-Korean-nerdy-and-corny-sentimental-type-of-guy). It was like an exaggerated Saving Ryan’s Private movie hahaha. Anyway, my point is that she told me that the Color Red symbolizes many things and that includes of course, the Valentines Day. She was trying to make a point to make me think about a date this coming February 14. No fucking way. I hate the TV. They are over-reporting stuff about Valentines once again and everybody seems to stick their eyes in it. Valentines here, valentines there, which actor is going to celebrate his valentines day, which actress is going to celebrate her valentines with, they show the motels, they show the flower shops, candy and chocolate bars; it’s almost predictable because that’s the same report last year and the years before that! If you have a little respect left to yourself, don’t make them persuade you what to do. You have your own brain; you don’t have to do what others are doing. Everyday is Valentines Day to me except of course--Valentines Day.

Quiz: Know if You're a Real Man

2007-02-02T03:16:00.000-08:00

This is a real quiz. Para sa lahat ito! Kung babae ka isipin mo na lang ang sagot ng BF mo. You can start the quiz now!
Open the Quiz in new window by clicking here.

Avoid Experimenting With Your Children's Name!

2007-01-30T19:47:00.000-08:00

Avoid experimenting with your children's name! They are not Pets or Teddy bears!

Why can't you give your child a normal name?

1. Foreign names (Kyle, Genevieve, Ivan, Vlademir, Kuri, Drake)
Nabwibwisit ako sa mga pinapangalanan ang anak nila ng Kyle o Ivan. Kung may simpatya ka sa anak mo dapat nakikita mo ang future nya sa binigay mong pangalan. Bakit gusto mo "cool" ang dating? Mga gago! Nakanood lang kayo ng Anime o Hollywood ginagaya nyo na. Kapag nasa states na yan at natupad na ang pangarap mong maging caregiver/nurse yan at tagapunas na sya ng pwet ng mga matatandang amerikano, magagalit pa sila "They thought that you're a fucking Russian coz your name is Ivan. That's the reason why they picked you! I only want a white nurse. I don't even want a Male nurse! Get out of here!"

I have a friend in ABS-CBN interactive who called herself jologs and her name is Genevieve. HAHAHA Genevieve!?!? Ano kayang pumasok sa isip ng tatay nya? Wag kayong magtataka bakit jologs ang gusto nyang tawag sa kanya dahil ang jologs nanggaling kay Jolina na weird din ang name. Ella dice el español. Ella es un conversador muy bueno. A menudo hablamos en la lengua española entonces ningún otro entenderá de qué hablamos. Di na lang nila simplehan ang pangalan ng anak nila gusto pa nilang tinatawanan sila.

Marami pa.. mga pangalang Muslim di naman sila muslim. Tulad ng Jamal. Ayaw nyo bang matanggap sa trabaho ang anak nyo pag dating ng panahon? Di ba kayo proud sa relihiyon nyo? Hahahaha mga muslim nga di nila pinapangalanang Mohammad Christian Bautista ang anak nila eh. Parang ang dating nyan winoworship nyo sila. Mga Tanga!

2. combination of mom & dad names (George + Elizabeth=Georgiebeth)
Wag sana ninyong pahirapan ang anak ninyo pag nasa school na sila. Ang baduy naman ninyo! Unang una sa lahat di naman kayo good role model para ipangalan nyo ang pangalan nyo sa anak nyo. Maging responsable kayo kapag nagbibigay ng pangalan sa anak ninyo dahil di kayo ang may ari sa kanya. Magkakalito-lito pa yan kapag nasa pila siya at mali ang naisulat sa counter instead na "Junifher" sinulat "Jennifer" since yan ang common na alam ng tao, pipila pa siya ulit. Kapag nasa hospital siya baka ibigay sa kanyang gamot ay mali ikamamatay pa nya yan. Sa board exam nya baka hindi lumabas ang pangalan nya. Ang masaklap pa diyan patay ka na kapag pinagdudusahan na niya ang pangalan nya sa maraming dahilan. Katutuyo pa lang kasi ng mga tigyawat nyo sa mukha ng magbuntis kayo sa kanya kaya dapat alam nyo na. Sa mga nagbabalak pa lang magpakasal, wag nyong gawing baduy ang pangalan ng anak nyo. Makikialam talaga ako!!! Dahil pati ibang tao mahihirapan sa alam nyo!!!

3. Nickname names (Bob, Jeff, Tom, Pete, Bong, BJ, jemjem)
Yan. Marami akong kilalang ang name nila ay parang nickname. Parang ginawa nyo na ring retarded ang sarili nyong anak. Gabi gabi iisipin nya "Bat kaya nickname ang pangalan ko, wala tuloy akong nickname"

4. Not even a name at all (Tiger, Zanzoe, zoermoe, xartar)
May iba pinapangalan sa mga celebrity ang anak nila. Kobe, Tiger, ganyan.. tapos sa Jollibee lang pala sila magtratrabaho. May nakita kasi akong crew sa jollibee pangalan nya Cruise. Tsk tsk tsk... di kayo mahal ng Magulang nyo.

5. Futuristic names (Epox, dox, Zorg)
Gusto nyong maging weird ang anak nyo pag tanda. Sa future magmumukhang BACK TO THE FUTURE movie yan, ang future na hindi nageexist.

Importante ang pangalan sa mga anak nyo. May kinalaman yan sa paglaki nya ng normal. Halimbawa kung papangalanan mo ng Gaylord ang anak mo wag kang umasang magiging tunay na lalaki yan. Si Hitler kung ang first name niya hindi Adolf instead ang pinangalan sa kanya ng nanay nya "Stevee" Stevee Hitler siguro di sya magiging mass murderer. Dapat ipot na lang ang pinangalan kay Polpot.

Isipin nyong mabuti kung nababagay sa lugar at sa panahon ang pangalan ng anak nyo para di kayo pinagtatawanan. Maawa kayo sa kanila hahaha.

Year of the Chinese Pig

2007-01-04T16:47:00.000-08:00

non-chinese blood detection system.

Masaya ba ang New Year nyo? Kung hindi, bahala kayo sa buhay nyo! Hahaha Alam nyo ba yung News Central sa Studio 23? Napansin ko lang, bawal yata ang walang lahing intsik dun eh! Sinasakop na talaga ng mga intsik ang Pilipinas. Ginagawang mukhang tanga ang mga pinoy na nangangarap daw maging intsik. "Mano Po" tapos intsik mga nandudun. Hahaha Lahat na lang gusto nila sila ang nakaimbento. Nakaimbento ng Rocket, ng Baril, ng Compass, ng Christopher Columbus, pati yung si Neil Armstrong gusto na nilang daigin daw.. kaya punta sila sa Moon. Balak nilang gumawa na naman ng China Town sa buwan! Balik tayo sa Mano po, pano naman naging intsik si Richard Gutierrez at si Angel Locsin?? HAHAHA next time MANO PO 13: Starring Redford White and Whitney Tyson. Hahaha Karamihan sa mga nagiging boss ngayon mga Intsik na inaapi ang mga ordinaryong pinoy. May mababait din sa kanila pero dapat magsimula na kayong mainis dahil hindi na ito tama. Kapag Kayumanggi ka lang na tubong Mindoro, malamang nagsayang ka lang ng pamasahe kung magaapply ka sa Studio 23. Pero masaya naman ding manood ng News Central kapag nakapalda si Ria Tanjuarco Trillo. hahaha

Ang daming kaintsikan ngayon. Gusto nila sila parati ang bida. Dapat pa bang magcelebrate ng Chinese new year? May new year na nga eh! Di naman tayo nagcecelebrate ng Igorot New Year ah!!! Ano sila special? Kalokohan ang mga makikita mo sa mga malls na mga Dragons at chinese designs parang ginagawa nilang special occasion ang mga intsik na dati naman di natin ginagawa. Parang yung Holloween party sa pilipinas dati naman walang ganun dito pinipilit ipasok ang kultura ng iba dito at kamunghian ang kulturang Pilipino. Dumarami ang mga smuggled goods galing sa Tsina. Grabe, di sila makontento sa sarili nila. Gusto nila sila ang pinakamarami sa buong mundo, lahat dapat sa kanila.

Ang China at Taiwan, di na dapat pang magbuild ng mga Nuclear at Hightech Military Gadgets, sabay sabay na lang dapat silang umutot patay ang kalaban nila. Hahahaha

Marami akong kaibigang tinatawag nila ang sarili nilang "Tsinoy" at mas proud silang Intsik kaysa Pinoy... and they are the ones running this country.

Live Free or Die Hard

2006-12-20T16:29:00.000-08:00

Kahapon, naglalakad ako sa gilid ng isang Public Elementary School. I saw this guy (he was a teacher in this public school). He said to his friend: "Hahaha malagay nga sa blog ko ito. Chiken's Balls wrong spelling na wrong grammar pa." Naku tiyak na matutuwa ang mga tangang taga basa ng blog mo. Remember I told you to visit my blog too? Ito ang reaction ko sa sinabi mo. Gago ka pala eh! Kaya bobo sa spelling ang mga yan dahil sa mga teachers na katulad mo! Ulol! Pagbutihan mo na lang sa trabaho mo para di na dumami ang mga batang tumatanda na di marunong mag spell. Unang una sa lahat, di naman nila Language ang English eh! Gago ka pala eh. Kung ikaw ang pinoproblema mo kung saan ka bibili ng bagong cellphone, maraming tao tulad ng mga nilalait mo ang pinoproblema nila kung saan sila kukuha ng kakainin o panggamot sa anak nila. May balak ka pang maging supervisor! Lintik, pasalamat ka nasa public place ka. Sana nababasa mo ito ngayon. Walang kwenta ang blog mo Gago!

In Between the Two of You

2006-12-07T21:18:00.001-08:00

Have you ever found yourself in a situation between two persons who secretly hating each other? I fucking hate it. I don't know but wherever I go, people are always hating each other and they always want to use me to harm somebody that I don't even want to harm. I hate being in the middle of stupid people. For example, I was in the business trip and this guy #1 who hates that guy #2 asks me to give him a favor. I said "ok what is it?" then he said "Tell that guy that I know he is spreading rumors about me which is something I don't like, especially without consulting me first." So I go to the other guy and tell him so. After that the guy # 2 will react to me "You don't know? He is a lousy piece of shit! Why you don't think that he is a lousy piece of shit?" What it has anything to do with ME???

Well I just want to tell to everyfuckingone that I don't give a rat's ass about your fucking hatred against each other!!!!!!! If you have problem, if you have bitterness, if you are annoyed with somebody ... then fucking tell it to him yourself!

Is the Internet a true great formidable medium of Democracy?

2006-11-20T21:42:00.000-08:00

I know you are waiting for my return. I've stayed out of the country for a very long time but when I arrived I'm still too busy to write this down.

When you say the Internet is a medium of Democracy, what does it mean? It means that you are free to write your own article, you are free to be heard in the forums and chatrooms. In the Philippines however, there are dozens of websites that offers such things but much of them only offers you the right to express but they don't actually entirely give it to you.

Maraming filipino forums. Ano ba ang forum? Ang porum ay isang bahagi at katangian na maidadagdag natin sa mga pwedeng gawin sa internet. Ito ay isang uri ng pagsasalamuha ng komyunidad na pumapaloob sa iisang Website. Halimbawa, ang forum ng ABS-CBN ay naglalaman ng mga Topics na nauukol sa mga palabas nila at iba pang mga maaaring pagusapan (General Topics) kagaya ng Pag-ibig, Relihiyon, Pulitika, Balita Ngayon, Katatawanan at marami pang walang saysay sa daigdig. May mga forum sa Pilipinas na pang cellphones, computers, gadgets, sports, at marami pang iba kaso ang mga ito ay ginawa lamang para pagtuunang pansin ang kanilang mga kabastusan at mga walang kwentang bagay tulad ng school nila at mga lugar nilang sila lamang ang nakakaintindi tulad ng ilocos norte, davao, batangas at iba pang lugar. May iba namang sobrang walang kwenta na talaga, sila sila lang magbabarkada ang gumawa para sa kanila lamang. Pero yung pang kalahatan? Kapag sinabi mong ito'y forum na pambuong mundo o pambuong Pilipinas, ito dapat ay tumitingin ng pantay sa pagkakaiba ng mga taong sinasakupan ng mga nasabing forum. Kadalasang tinatawag itong "Tambayan" o kaya'y "Community Portal" pero minsan nagmumukha itong pansarili lang nila.

Sa aking mga pananaliksik, ito ang aking mga nakitang Filipino Forums with General Topics.
(This will be updated)

i will grade them from 1-10. 10 is the highest.

(updated Feb 27, 2007)

efilipinos.com -> pangit ang pagkakagawa ng forum pero ok lang. gusto ko mga avatars dun.

5 out of 10
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filipinoforums.com -> daming mga taga ibang bansa

3 out of 10
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mukamo.com --> Walang kwenta dahil super higpit ng rules gusto nila ipost mo exactly kung ano gusto nila parang sinabi na rin nilang "Wag kayong magpost kami na lang" Wala pa silang Religion topic unlike all other pinoy forum... tapos parang pikon mga tao dun. Parang sinasabi nila agad sa inyo na wag sumali dun, sa kanila lang magbabarkada ang forum na yun. Sana wag nyo na lang ilagay sa google mga Gago! Tapos nagiinvite kayo di nyo naman pala papayagan magpost ang sino man kung di nyo pahihintulutan! Hahaha tanga ba kayo? Kapal ng mukha nilang magsuspend ng mga sumasali sa kanila ayaw na ngang sumali ng tao sa inyo eh hehehe.

1 out of 10

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grabeh.com --> Ok ito, kaso parang hirap kausapin ng mga tao dito. Pero ok sya you can post anything. grabeh talaga! haha Kaso pag nagattempt kang maglogin may alam pa silang penalty daw dun. Dapat pinapadali ng technology ang buhay hindi pinapahirapan.

8 out of 10
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thepinoy.com --> Walang matinong sumasali

2 out of 10
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tambayan.1.forumer.com --> Ok sana walang rules kaso super dami ng topics kaya tinatamad mga members nilang magpost. Ang hirap pang kabisaduhin ang url.

7 out of 10
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abs-cbn.com --> ok naman daming tao, taga dito ako kaso paiba-iba pinalitan na naman nila parang shows nila parating pinapalitan. Pinakasikat na forum kasi ito dahil sikat ang abs-cbn sa buong bansa, kaso nga daming baduy tulad ng mga shows nila. Ito yung pinoycentral eh. Bat kaya ang hilig ng ABS-CBN sa ganun ano? Kahit na nagkakapangalan na ang show nila papalitan nila ng mas pangit na show di tulad sa States yung SNL(Saturday Night Live) nila dun, hanggang ngayon meron sila. Di sila makontento sa ABS-CBN hangga't di nila pinapalitan ang show nila ng bagong show na mas walang kwenta kaysa sa previous show nila.

8 out of 10
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pilipinas.co.nr --> Ok sya (gusto ko kasi ang concept) kasi no rules and pro-freedom and country kaso kaunti lang tao kaya walang magandang kahihinatnan. Bumubukas sa lahat ng type of browser at mabilis buksan. Hindi nawawala ang post mo. Nakuha ko 'to sa abs-cbn. Ok sana sya

9 out of 10
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igma.tv/forum/ --> ang gulo, tapos strictly for GMA lang talaga ang topics. Pero sikat din itong forum na 'to.

7 out of 10
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thedigitalpinoy.com --> tulog ka na bago magbukas kung mabagal ang computer mo. Ang labo pag pagsok mo. Malabo ang concept.

1 out of 10
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kitakits.com --> Madilim masyado at magkakalayo yung topics ang gulo. Maganda lang ang name ng site nila.

3 out of 10
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tristancafe.com --> Maraming tao ok sya kaso pangit ng format ng forum di ka pwedeng magsignature at avatar. Badtrip talaga. Mabilis gamitin kahit saan ka. May mga free music.

7 out of 10
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pinoyexchange.com --> WALANG KWENTA. May mga topics na may pakinabang naman.

3 out of 10
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pinoyforum.com --> ok sya tahimik kaso kaunti lang ang interesting topics.

8 out of 10
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Manilatonight.com --> Masyadong serious mga tao at super dami rin ng sumasali. If you are looking for a serious website, this is the best forum. Di ko trip mga topics.

7 out of 10

http://tambay.9.forumer.com/ --> Kasali rin ako dito sobrang dami ng topics. Ayaw ko ang style masyadong maarte pero ok ang topics kahit marami.

7 out of 10
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http://wassupcom.1.forumer.com/ --> Parang pambabae ang forum na yun. Masyado silang mahilig sa emoticons. Another forum na ".forumer.com"

6 out of 10
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http://www.pakemo.com/ --> Ah OK dito bagong diskubre ko (Pero matagal ko nang alam ito kasasali ko lang). Dito ako parati at paborito ko ngayon. Marami kang magiging kaibigan kaagad. Mas maganda dito kaysa sa MUKAMO.com. Kaso ang daming mga topics na yuck thread like "Sinipon ka na ba na tumulo nakita ng tao" parang mga ganyan pero syempre kasi malaya kang magpost dun which is ok. May pagkasensitive din ang mga Mod dun. Di ka pwedeng magIagay ng pic sa sig mo. I highly recommend this site talaga. Gusto ko pa classic forum ang design ng graphics nila.

6 out of 10 Ok pa rin siya kaso binabaan ko ang score dahil ngayon pinalitan na nila ang style ng forum nila, ginawang mas modern na kalokohan. Tapos binura ang mga posts dun. Isa lang ang ibig sabihin nun, lahat ng balak mong ipost dun buburahin nila. Nabalitaan ko pa ginaya ang "Isigaw Mo!" dun sa isang website na P.F.F. I still recommend this site dahil free ka magpost at friendly ang mga tao.

(updated July 24, 2007)
http://bloppers.org --> OK sana ito. Forums for bloggers. Kaya lang, pinapalitan ang mga sinusulat mo, madalas pang di available ang forums. Magugulat ka na lang iba na ang choices sa Polls at iba na ang title ng ginawa mo. They don't delete at mababait ang tao. Masarap pang asarin si Anna Banana, kaya wag kalimutang magiwan ng pang asar sa kanya kapag bibisita doon! Sali kayo dyan kung may Blog ka.

1 out of 10 (parating wala updated August 31, 2007)

(updated August 31,2007)
www.religion.true.ws --> Ok dito maraming magandang topics about religion at kamoralan. Madaling gamitin.

9 out of 10

Yan ang iba't ibang Forum na pang-Pinoy.

Ser-bisyong totoo

2006-10-05T23:24:00.000-07:00

Nakanood ka ba ng balita kagabi? Bakit ang mga balita sa ABS-CBN at GMA, parating sarili nila ang pinapabida nila? Mga reporters dito sa atin ganun. Mas magaling pa sila sa mga nirereport nila. Naalala ba ninyo si Michael Fajatin noong may nanghostage ng bata? Sinaksak yung bata dahil nairita sa mga reporter. Naaalala ba ninyo noong nag punta si Noli De Castro sa bundok ng mga Abu Sayaff? Pinadalhan niya ng bigas kaya tumagal ang laban at nagdusa ang mga hostages sa kampo. At pag may report ang mga gagong mga commentator sa basketball feeling nila kaibigan na nila yung mga players sa NBA. Di na nga sila dapat pumupunta pa dun sa states badtrip pag sila ang commentator meron namang commentator talaga ang NBA mas magaling pa sa kanilang mga mayayabang lang na tanga. Ginagawa na nilang bisyo ang pagpunta punta sa states gamit yung pera ng company nila. Sige walgasin nyo pera nila, basta mas gusto pa rin namin yung original NBA commentators!! Mga di naman journalist minsan ginagawa silang journalist lalo na itong
kupal na ito -->
Chino Trinidad (Sportscaster/PBA Commissioner).
Mas magaling pa siya sa lahat ng Players ng PBA eh. Journalist Killing Fields daw ang Pilipinas. Dapat i-firing squad na lang yung mga walang kwentang journalist, napasok lang kasi sila dahil malakas ang backer nila sa company. Maraming mabubuting journalist pero karamihan sa kanila Angas lang.

McCoy’s Greatest Mistake: Kris Aquino

2006-09-27T08:49:00.001-07:00

If Ferdinand Marcos didn’t declare Martial Law, if he didn’t killed thousands of political activists and hundreds of civilians, there’s no need for Ninoy to fight against him. It happened a long time ago and it should never be forgotten. Because of Ninoy Aquino’s heroic defiant of his' evil regime, we’re no longer slaves of Marcos’ tyranny. We know the story, President Marcos ordered the assassination of Benigno Aquino and because of that Ninoy became famous. They named the airport after him, they built monuments in his honor and they put him in the 500 peso bill. Unfortunately for us, his youngest daughter named Kris is a bitch. Her father was an icon, a hero and her mother a former President. It wasn’t hard for her to become famous too. She’s one or probably the most influential TV icon of our time. Everybody’s trying to be like her-- Getting involved in a relationship with the biggest Assholes in the whole Nation - Philip Salvador and Joey Marquez. She announced to the entire nation about her having STD. She had a retarded son because he tried to abort him by taking drugs but she fails. She’s getting married now, good for her.

Why did I say that she was McCoy’s Greatest Mistake? Because of her, people are beginning to think that she was right. She’s polluting the minds of the people who love to tune-in in her shows. From Generations of Ninoys suddenly the country was changed to Generations of Kris; Generations of irresponsible pricks. New Generations of people who thinks that Jericho Rosales, Christian Bautista, Sam Milby, Deither Ocampo and all the soft guys in Philippine showbiz are cool… and not pretending they’re tough. She’s making their life a big deal to us all.

You’re being watched from Batanes to Jolo, a farmer from Mindano don’t give a shit about your Liposuction…they don’t give a shit about your new fucked up boyfriend.

The Movie CRASH is Racist

2006-09-03T23:29:00.000-07:00

The movie CRASH is racist. Why did I say it was a racist movie? Because in that movie they teach people how to call Arab looking people “Osama”. After that movie, they have gained an idea how they will call their classmates, officemates, neighbors, “Osama”. Not all Moslems came from Saudi Arabia. Not all Moslems are terrorists. That movie hates Asian people. The chinese character in that movie is the evil one… he’s doing human trafficking. The twist of the story is that you will feel sorry for him after being hit by a car but in the end you’ll discover that he is a bad person. He’s trafficking asian people. The “redneck” character says that they are Cambodians or Thaïs… Cambodians who looked like Chinese. I don’t know why Hollywood hates Malay people. There are 350,000,000 of Malay race in the planet. I understand that there are Chinese, Hispanic looking Filipinos but the majority of the population in this country is of Malay race. Malay race don’t have Chinese eyes. The black people are always moaning about them being a victim of racism, and so as the Jews! At least you exist; the world knows that you exist… The malay race? Who are they? When you say Malay race the first thing that comes in your mind are the Malaysians. Why they didn’t call it Pinoy race instead? They really hate the Pinoys.

May Pilipino ba o Malaysian o Indonesian sa Movie na Matrix Trilogy? Does it mean these race will be extinct in the future? Sa Movie CRASH? Di ba ang dami ng Pilipino sa America? Nasaan sila dun?

Riding Inside the Oven Train

2006-09-01T07:18:00.000-07:00

Everyone has their own horror story in Manila city. You've never tried this, riding in an Oven Train. Nasubukan nyo na bang sumakay sa Train na kasing init ng oven? Let's start in the beginning. Yesterday on my way to Manila City hall I decided to take the train. I'm not in a hurry I just want to take the train this time. Taxi Drivers makes me nuts. Di pinapapasok ang tao sa station kasi sira raw ang train sa Baclaran. Hindi naman lahat sa Baclaran pupunta di ba? May dumadaan na tren pero ayaw papasukin ang tao. Nasanay na kasi ang tao sa pagka-inutil ng Gobyerno kaya siguro sawa na silang magreklamo. Tingin ko takot lang silang magreklamo. They are always waiting for someone else to do it. Minimum fare is 12 pesos, try to imagine this, there are always at least 100 passengers in every LRT stations. Ano pa kaya kung rush hour? Maraming pumapasok na pera sa LRT pero walang quality at pumapalpak parati ang serbisyo nila. I-N-U-T-I-L. Bumababa ang tao para magjeep na lang, pansin mo ang takot ng iba dahil madilim sa ilalim ng station. Sumakay ako sa Jeep. May naka inscribe "Romans 12:21". Filipinos are supposed to be religious right? Was it just a sign for nothing? May nakasakay akong 5 teenagers 2 girls and 3 wussies. They are talking about that guy from La Salle with a shitty name, i think it's "Carlman". Cool daw ang dating, gwapo, mayaman, matalino, good role model and guess what? Yung 3 lalaki ang nagsabi nun. Di naman sila bading? Kung tunay na lalaki ka di ka magsasalita ng ganun tungkol sa kapwa mo lalaki di ba? It was really a horrific day for me. It's just one of the worst thing that can happen to you if you can't ride a train. Baka ma-holdup ka pa o manakawan. Pabalik I took the train. Sobrang init! Tinitiis ng tao ang ganun ka-init na tren? Mga inutil ba kayo? Hello? Libre lang ba byahe dun di kayo nagbabayad? Tip ko lang sa inyo sana matuto kayong magreklamo. So bumaba ako next station at sumakay na lang ng bago. May iba pa naman na may aircon at hindi super siksikan.

Ito ang pinagkaiba ng LRT 1 and LRT 2

Why do we need to save La Mesa Dam? Goddam!

2006-08-31T10:48:00.000-07:00

(La Mesa Dam Watershed)

We need to save La Mesa Dam because it's the source of our life in Metro Manila. That's what I heard from them. What was said in the sign above (Jolly Pics) was that they are conserving water. Do they? Try to open their faucet and count to 13... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13... You don't have to wait til 15 mins to get your hands clean after you take a piss... sometimes you just need 5 seconds, if you want more water you just have to push it again... try to imagine this, in all Jollibee branches nationwide, they are wasting too much water. Pipindutin ng naghuhugas, pagmasdan mo sila iiwan lang nilang natatapon yung tubig sa faucet ng ilang seconds (automatic kasi). Hindi lang sa jollibee may ganyan!

Everytime na iihi ka sa Jollibee maiisip mo si Jollibee nakanganga sa iyo. UUUUrrrrghhhhhhh... shet.. Kapag di mo matiis sa ganito ka na lang pumunta.

Pluto's flunking out of planet status

2006-08-29T00:22:00.000-07:00

Hindi na planet ang Pluto. Siguro para mahinto na yung mga gagong parating ginagamit yung Joke na Pluto (as mikey mouse pet). It's a major problem, removing the planet status of Pluto. Ginawa nilang Dwarf Planet. I think we should call it planet Gloria instead. hahaha Para sa mga walang magawa Gawa kayo ng formal complaint, pag ayaw magform kayo ulit ng rally para ibalik nila ulit yung planet status ang Pluto. Bale wala rin namang kwenta mga rally nyo dati pa man. Sorry na lang sa mga batang kamememorize pa lang nila sa 9 planets! haha tanga kasi magulang nila di tinuturuang magresearch. Kaya pareho sila ng destiny ng pluto, mga future kick-out! 8 years Old ako alam ko na ang Black Matters, Black Holes and the Universe.

Sama ng taste

2006-08-27T09:47:00.000-07:00

Sama ng taste ng mga Artist ngayon. Yung statue ni Rizal sa San Juan at iba pang part ng pilipinas ginagawa nilang manequin. May lipsstick at may kulay ang balat. Pati mga Santo dun sa gilid ng Quiapo.

Mga kabataan bakit naaadik sa Anime? (si yeah.. mahilig dyan sa mga anime na yan) Tignan mo ang laki ng mga mata di na mukhang tao. Para maiba raw? Mga hapon na walang magawa lang nagpauso, kumagat naman kayo. Kaya dumadami ang corny at mababaw sa atin eh dahil sa inyong mga baduy tumatangkilik sa mga "mababaw" na artwork. Nakita ko rin mga palabas nila, ang papangit din ng script. Dapat turuang magbasa ng libro ang mga anak nyo pag ayaw hampasin nyo ng pamalo. Ilayo sa Animé ang mga anak nyo lumalaki na mga mata nila, lalaki lalo ang ulo ng mga yan sige kayo!!

The Brokeback Channel

2006-08-27T09:15:00.000-07:00

Every morning you hear them in the Radio and TV. Especially during weekends. I hate those Showbiz TV shows. Alam ba ninyo yung "kailangan bang imemorize yan?" I think I'm not the only one who hates that station (radio yun). They really don't entertain good people pero bakit nandun pa rin? Wala namang natutuwa sa kabastusan at kabaklaan ng mga nasa Radio stations at TV shows na yun kundi mga katulad lang nila.

Tangina! We should act! Stop all these bullshit!

Boy Abunda! Tangina bakit ba sumikat yan? Ganyan ba talaga dapat turuang maging tsismoso at mga kupal mga tao? Mga artisa nagagalit kapag ginugulo sila ng tao eh tinuro sa mga palabas nyo yan eh!!! Kina Boy Abunda at Kris Aquino (na ugaling squatter kahit mayaman) nila natutunan yan eh! Kaya dumadami ang manloloko at tsismoso sa bansang ito dahil sa inyo.

Napanood ba ninyo yung "~~The Men's Room~~" "It's A Guy Thing" sa studio 23? Guest nila yung babaeng vj dati sa MTV, I saw her in person maliit na sexy. You know what? Para magmukha silang macho kailangan gumawa sila ng katangahan, pinaalis yung sinturon ng lalaki... hahaha Tapos nakapangcowboy yung isa (Katsup Eusubo) parang brokeback mountain. Ano ba yan, kung hindi bakla kailangan bastos. Para sa tunay na palabas na panlalake "daw" interpretation nyo kailangan mga bastos at nakapang cowboy! haha Tanga! "Hey gawa tayo ng pang Men na show, sige kailangan bastusin natin ang guest para mukhang lalaki ang dating" Dumbshit.

NET 25 weirdos

2006-08-26T21:22:00.000-07:00

Pugad ng mga INC

Paano nabubuhay ang ABS-CBN & GMA 7? Advertisements right? Each and every advertisement offers millions. Siguro kasing labo ng RJ TV o UNTV ang ABS-CBN kung wala ang mga yan. PERO BAKIT ANG LINAW NG NET25 and GEM TV? Fuck it, mga kupal na yan sinisingil ng 10% ang mga tangang nagpapaniwala sa kanila kaya ang dami nilang pera para maibroadcast ang walang kwentang palabas nila. Pinanood ko yung NET 25 at yung palabas ng kalaban nila yung Kay Ely Boy Soriano. Putang ina wala naman silang pinagkaiba eh. MGA TANGA LANG ANG parehong maniniwala sa kanila. PINAPAPANGIT LANG NINYO ANG BANSANG PILIPINAS MGA GAGO! MGA WEIRDONG NAKABARONG SA TV PURO ATAKE SA KALABAN (net 25), TAPOS DI NAMAN NINYO PINAPALABAS ANG PANINIWALA NINYO PARA SAFE KAYO. Ganun ba talaga dapat? PAG MALI ANG IBA TAMA NA KAYO? HAHAHA hahaha sinong pinamumukha nyong tanga?

THAT'S NOT A CHRISTIAN WAY MORONS!

THE HARD PART IS THAT FOREIGNERS WHO VISIT THE COUNTRY AND SAW SOME OF THEIR SHOW, THEY THINK THAT EVERYONE HERE IS WEIRD TOO!

Tang ina mga iglesia na yan di na kailangang tawaging "gago o tanga" that defines everything, just call anyone "iglesia" is more than an insult than to be called "gago o tanga" because of their example in net25. Dumb shit!

But not everything about the I.N.C. is bad. May mga kapakipakinabang na palabas sa NET 25!!!! Meron din silang palabas na tungkol sa negosyo ng mga "kapatid" nila yung host kamukha ni madam Auring pero lalaki. (hahaha matatawa ka sa pangit na mukhang yun!

Ang kapal ng kilay! mukhang bakla)The reason why I called this show "kapakipakinabang", is that you can use it in everyday life. Example, you are walking inside the mall and then you see an R.L. Lapid's chicharon booth, you won't buy chicharon anymore because of the Net25 show, save yourself from cholesterol and save your country from the weirdos.

Yes that's right, they say in their show that R.L. Lapid's is an Iglesia product! Fucking weirdos domination.

Don't buy IGLESIA PRODUCT! BAD FOR THE COUNTRY. 10% of the 100pesos per plastic of chicharon will go directly to
Erañeo Manalo.

What I hate most about them is that they are building a nation inside a nation. They even have their own flag and King. That's the bad news for them? They are here in MY Country! MORONS! I WON'T LET YOU RUIN MY COUNTRY!

They are not a religion. It was more like a business. Like schools nowadays. Hundreds of computer school branches selling computer education. They have advertisement; they really don't care if you'll learn, they just want your MONEY!

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Pigs and Muslims

2006-08-26T21:16:00.000-07:00

Muslims don't like to eat pigs because it reminds them of their friends in their plates. Yes, they are pigs. Those terrorists bastards killed 3,000 people in September 11 because those people eat pork. Restaurants don't serve pork in honor of other religion daw and to glorify the muslim people. Dumbshit. They say that it was out of respect to those idiots who don't respect them. Yes that's right! Do they offer pork for Christians in Moslem countries? NO THEY DON'T! SO LET THEM SUFFER IN THIS COUNTRY, BECAUSE WE EAT PORK!

Pumunta ka sa Quiapo ang daming illegal immigrants dun! Mga taga indonesia mga weirdo ang salita Mga putang ina di na lang nila ANAYIN ANG BULOK na bansa nila dito pa sila naninira!!!(It applies to the Chinese illegal immigrants too!)

Marami sa kanila mga holduper at mandurukot. Then maninisi sasabihin nila, kasalanan daw ng mga companies na di sila binibigyan ng trabaho. Ang sama kasi ng ugali nyo feeling nyo parati kayong inaapi. Nanakawin yung cellphone mo tapos ibebenta sa iyo sa Greenhills. Sinong kupal?

MGA SQUATTER SILA NA NANGHOHOLDUP SA DAAN! YOU HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR SCHEDULE JUST FOR THEIR SAKE!! FUCKERS~!!
"Gabi na bukas na lang,
dadaan ako sa quiapo ng mga putang inang mga muslim."

Featured Photos

2006-08-26T20:59:00.000-07:00

Is this a church or SM? Raffle draw sa loob ng simbahan? I saw it in my own eyes!
Ngayon mga SM may misa na rin! HAHAHA Kung ayaw nyo maniwala inquire kayo sa numbers na yan.

rare photos:

hahahaha Tyan!!! tyan tyan!!! Naparami sa kanin.

Ganito itsura ng anak nila. Yung isa dating small role lang sa commercial "I love u piolo"(Sprite) pa nga raw mas sikat na sya kay Piolo ngayon. Galing talented! Itong isa walang talent, pinipilit pasikatin kaya pinagtambal sila. HAHAHA PARANG INIPIT YUNG ULO! haha Bat kaya ang daming tanga bilib naman sa kanya? Di nga marunong gumawa ng sariling kanta eh.

Why

2006-08-26T20:58:00.000-07:00

I'm pro religion. Really, people misunderstood me sometimes. What makes men like pigs are their instinct that they inherit from their primitive ancestors. Man is a killer, jealous, sinful in nature... All kinds of religion are dominated by Man. I respect people who pray silently. Like the Buddhist monks and Christian monks, and some Very religious moslem who hates violence. Man has an instict too to find answers and question his existence. He has an instinct to find the truth, to know what is right and wrong. That's what I'm doing here, to tell you what's wrong in what I witnessed.

When you die, You die hard!

2006-08-26T20:37:00.000-07:00

WELCOME TO MY HOME!
Call me Dave, others know me as youdiehard a name that i adapted from you. Yes you. We don't know each other as you may think we are, but I'm always around and you don't notice it. Yes, you don't notice it because you're an idiot. I'm inside you, someone who's seeking for the truth. The truth is inside you but you've blinded yourself from it. It is there but you can't give up what's more valuable to you-- your fucking reputation, your money, your PERFECTION shit that wasn't there. You're a selfish piece of shit.

As I live my life, I did all what I can do to make a change in this world. I have given everything for everyone including my life, you take lives from others. When I die, you lose something valuable to you, but when you die, you die hard.

You die hard because everything that you took from this world will die with you. Every time you read this name, you know it's your destiny.

if you have any comments and stupid suggestions go here.

Contact

2006-08-01T12:02:00.000-07:00

If you have anything to say to me

just email: youdiehard.1896@yahoo.com
friendster: http://www.friendster.com/youdiehard

Vid

2006-08-01T00:00:00.000-07:00

Youdiehard Videos
Click here to view all the videos in YouTube
(Always updated)

1. O'Reilly vs Letterman
August 2006
2. Dan Michael's Master Magician
August 2006
3. Col. Slade (Pacino) talks about integrity
September 2006
4. Why do I need subtitles?
October 2006
5. D.R.A.F.T. Bush Rap
November 2006
6. Weird Al Yankovic - Spy Hard
November 2006
7. Italian Time
December 2006
8. What makes me funny? (Goodfellas)
December 2006
9. Superman & Seinfeld
January 2007
10. Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth
February 2007
11. Nirvana-Where Did You Sleep Last Night?
March 2007
12. Rage Against The Machine-Sleep Now In The Fire
March 2007
13. Manomano-Nene
April 2007
14. The Bourne Theme: Moby-Extreme Ways
May 2007
15. Desert Eagle .50 vs. Replica (Movie Snatch)
May 2007
16. The Sopranos Intro: A3-Wake Up This Morning
June 2007
17. Twelve O'Clock High- "You're Already Dead" Gregory Peck
June 2007
18. Leopard adopts baby baboon after killing its mother
July 2007
19. Evolution: Keane-Everybody's Changing
July 2007
20. David Blaine Street Magic: YouTube Edition
July 2007
21. Col. Slade (pacino) Dances Tango - Por Una Cabeza
August 2007
22. Dan Michael "What to do on a rainy day" Misfit Video
August 2007
23. Matt Damon & Guillermo in The Bourne Ultimatum (Funny)
August 2007
24. Origin of the Universe - Stephen Hawking
August 2007
25. Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free (to wear sunscreen)
August 2007
26. Pulp Fiction- Ezekiel 25:17 (Breakfast Scene)
August 2007
27. David Letterman September 17, 2001
August 2007
28. Clip from The Ravagers
August 2007